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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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    Sacrement!
     
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    Gaspar DeGaul?

    D'Artagnan?

    Charlemagne?

    Pepe LePieu?
     
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    Wait, no, Supertramp is the legendary mademoiselle from Armentieres!

     
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    Aight, bitches. I'm off to go ski for the weekend.

    I'm going to shred some gnar.

    or something.
     
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    I had planned to play real video games tonight asshole. damn damn damn. made it 3.4 meters first try, I played like I did mortal combat 1, Mash every button as fast as I can. He looked like he was in the special olympics limbo contest for all 3 meters. IT's ok though, I know he's a champion for being brave enough just to get up there.
     
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    Well, a friend puked on my living room floor at some time lasst night when he was sleeping. He cleaned it up and all, so no real damage, but fuck that shit was gnarly.

    Evidence of a good night methinks. Quote of the night goes to me this time: "You're cute... I'm going to kiss you soon, I think." It's weird how direct I get when hammered. That was the last thing I can really remember though.
     
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    I finally made it home, I'm currently enjoying a
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    Apparently Miley Cyrus was videotaped smoking a bong...of salvia (supposedly.) Someone retweeted Billy Ray's response.

    Okay, really it was "Sorry guys. I had no idea. Just saw this stuff for the first time myself. I'm so sad."
    But I do think it broke his achy breaky heart.
     
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    Salvia is funny. Usually. The friends in this video are fuckwits, though.
     
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    I've done it once. The people I did it with were glued to the couch and giggly. I was able to pry myself from the couch to mingle a bit at the party but I'm pretty sure I wasn't making any sense to the people I was talking to.
     
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    Oh, salvia! I have some of that in my stash, but it tastes so fucking gross and is rather jarring.
     
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    Can't we ban him? For making idiots look stupid and gay?

    Just curious.

    I like your ploy to get positive rep there, Supertramp, makes me think of a poorly rapped, sampled "song."
     
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    My friend the first time we did Salvia (we bought the strongest kind):

    "I'M FLOATING UPSIDE-DOWN IN THE NEXT FUCKING ROOM!!!!!"

    ...not even on mushrooms do you say goofy shit like that. For twenty minutes, I felt like I was walking on the moon only my body and mind had been hijacked by a drooling retard. It smells like top soil it a hit of it tastes like you just inhaled old burnt food fuming up inside the oven, but it will fuck you up.

    This stuff is legal, and weed isn't. Why is God such an asshole?
     
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    If there's one reason to love the French, it's this charasmatic bastard. One of the most dangerously insane human beings on the planet.


    To boot, he's the best trick shot artist of any sport that I've ever seen:
     
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    Jesus Christ. How did I use to think Dane Cook was funny? I was just watching Comedy Central and he came on, I couldn't stand to watch it for five minutes. I distinctly remember thinking he was hilarious at one point in time though.
     
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    My old dorm-mate smoked some salvia (the strong stuff) and clutched his bed for about 30 minutes because he thought that the laws of gravity had ceased to apply. Never cared for the stuff myself. I don't do drugs, just alcohol and weed.
     
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    Same here. I used to think he was one of the funniest comedians alive. Now every time I see him I want to give him elbows to the face. It seems like everyone thinks he's funny when they're in their early twenties, but as soon as you get older and a little more bitter, the guy just fucking gets annoying. Plus, he stole material from Louis CK. What a cocksucker.
     
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