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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    That may be the question of the century, tied with: "When you break an empty over a person's face, should you swing with an overhand motion or side-arm?".

    He's the Gallager of this generation. Two decades from now, kids will we asking their parents "Mom, you paid MONEY to go see this asshole?!?!" I've seen guys that bomb at Open Mic nights garnish more laughs in me than him. Ever. The only time he's ever made me laugh out loud was as his character Floyd in Waiting. He stole that movie. It was also funny to watch Kevin Costner brutally murder him in Mr. Brooks. And since you like Kevin Costner, it's win-win!

     
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    That's a great movie. I kind of like seeing Kevin Costner being the bad guy. It's definitely a plus when he rids the world of Dane Cook, even if it's only fictional.

    On another note, the beer wasn't working fast enough so I decided to grab a Four Loko out of the fridge. Out of the four flavors I bought, I've discovered which is the worst. Lemon fucking Lime. I don't know that I'll be able to drink this thing. It tastes like Pine-Sol. Is it considered alcohol abuse to pour it down the drain? Should I just man up and drink it?
     
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    How dare you talk bad about the best comic/actor of the past decade?
    He deserved an Oscar for this masterpiece.
    Cue to 0:56 for the beginning of his brilliance in this clip
     
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    I was about to drink a Four Loko, but then I remembered that I have some 15yo Single Malt. It's going to be a good night.
     
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    Yeah I remember my friend ripping his first stand up CD for me my freshman year of college. I thought it was funny as shit. He really catered to the facebook generation joking about ninjas and pirate before they got fucked out by the internet. I thought the dude was going to be the next Adam Sandler. Start out strong with a few classic movies then slide into lame rom-com mediocrity. Turns out he wanted to skip the classic movies and go straight to shitty Rom-coms. The dude let his step brother bamboozle him out of millions of dollars.
     
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    Hey guys/gals, more of this:

     

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    It's snowing. Kinda. It's about fucking time.
     

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  8. Crown Royal

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    Wow. Wife is out for the night and daughter asleep, I am fucking PIE-EYED right now.

    Green is the colour of Christmas.

    Ba-da-bing, bad-da-boom.


    Snow Bunnies, eh?
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    That chick can't be older than 16. Are we trying to make this place more friendly to pedophiles via this thread or what?
     
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    "It puts the sweater meats in the mouth"
     
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    I'm 23 thank you very much. She's probably legal but she's definitely going for the little girl look which is worse.
     
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  12. Crown Royal

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    If I had a nickel every time I've heard that in a bar when some older woman says something along the line sof "Everyone in here is eleven years old!" I don't get it. But then again, I didn't get why people liked the PogoBall. That toy shattered countless ankles and wasn't really fun to use, just a shitload of work.
     
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    Really? I don't get the under-age vibe at all. The only thing "little girl" about it is the pigtail look. And maybe I know this because I ski, but girls wear pigtails all the time when they're skiing or snowboarding, so it doesn't look out of place at all.
     
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    There are sober kids in India.

    Small town casinos are by far the saddest places in America.

    The meth, cigarette smoke, light beer, desperation, and that tiny bit of hope are one fucking depressing combination.
     
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    Yeah, I get it from the pig tails and the Hello Kitty hat. But what do I know? I'm old.
     
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    Aww, c'mon. That creepy rave picture trio posted awhile back maybe fell into the pedophile category. That chick in the pink sweater just has a good angle and a childish posture. If you could see her whole face, I bet she wouldn't look 14.

    I'm watching "The Killer Inside Me." On the one hand, Casey Affleck makes phenomenal movies (Oceans 11, Gone Baby Gone, Good Will Hunting, etc). On the other, he is consistently one creepy motherfucker. Dude has to actually be some kind of weirdo in real life to ALWAYS be the untrustworthy one in whatever movie he stars. *shudder*
     
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    Come to a rural town in the south. You want sad? We got it by the truckload.
     
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    Quit ripping on the youth, grandma, and get back to predicting the weather based on your elbow acting up. If you're on good behaviour, I might even take you out to see a talkie!
     
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    C'mon Gravitas, you're not supposed to bring your meth into the casino. You're supposed to smoke that shit outside.
    Yeah, they were way worse. That's what I meant by being more pedophile friendly, we've got a few too many questionable pictures on here. Miss Hello Kitty does have some nice boobies though.
     
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    Do you realize how fast I can hit the slot buttons though? I can play entire rows of machines at one time.

    Also you know you live in a shit town when the ugly girls have one kid and the pretty girls have at least three.
     
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