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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Nitwit

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    I recently moved from a very small town and the locals had an expression about the dating situation. "It's not your girlfriend or your wife; it's just your turn."

    That, and when asked what the people who live there do. "We hunt and we fuck." Uugh, well, what do you hunt? "Something to fuck."

    23? Really? You just seem so, emotionally mature.
     
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    Yay for drinking on the clock and pushing my luck! It makes alcohol taste better when I shouldn't have it. I wonder if this is what prohibition was like.
     
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  3. Crown Royal

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    Those towns are the the ones where the kids hang out under the brightest lamp post at night and people have jumper cables sitting on their dining room table.
     
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    What gave you that idea? I've posted my tits on here half a dozen times, I'm drinking Four Loko, and...well, I'm sure there are other clues to the contrary.
     
    #1184 abneretta, Dec 10, 2010
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    Sound about right.

    Though I am not totally picking up on this jumper cable reference. Are you saying that it's hick thing to leave jumper cables on the table? Or are you referring to a way of manufacturing meth?
     
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    I live in one of those towns, 1300 people. We sure as shit don't have a casino though, we don't even have a bar. I have to drive 10 miles to get to (a shitty) one.
    I don't believe that anyone in a town such as this would have jumper cables on their dining room table. They would always be in their car, since the majority of the population drives $200 cars.
     
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  7. Crown Royal

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    I'm guessing a majority of folks there equip their wardrobe with The Bedazzler.
     
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    Is anyone not familiar with the awesomeness that is the shake weight? I keep hoping the weight will explode all over someones chest.

     
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    I'm just finally glad finals are fucking over. Here is to relaxing for a month and doing this shit again in another 6 months.
     
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    Nope, go to the other end of the spectrum. It's all Carhartt overalls and flannel shirts. If you get real quiet you can hear this in the distance.
     
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    Tonight is consisting of weed brownies and Ghost Adventures...I watched Restrepo on Netflix today and that is a damn good documentary. I highly recommend it.
     
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    Ghost Adventures just annoys me. I can't get past how much of a douche that guy is to even pay attention to the show. Plus any little sound they hear is definitely a ghost, no question about it. At least on Ghost Hunters they don't make every little creak in an old building out to be a ghost.


    I've actually been to Waverly Hills, that place is fucking huge. Creepy as hell too.
     
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    "Every time Ghost Adventures is on, it almost seems like those guys are going to start ass fucking each other. The repressed homosexual love is amazing." - A female friend of mine.
     
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  14. Crown Royal

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    Finished watching Family Guy: It's A Trap! Probably the funniest of the three, but I'll have to watch it again not high later.
     
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    It's snowing hard here.



     
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    #1196 Kubla Kahn, Dec 11, 2010
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    Holy shit.

    The bully's companion Grover Dill in A Christmas Story was also the "I want my two dollars" paper boy in "Better Off Dead"

    Mind= Blown
     
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    I'm sitting in an airport waiting for the gates to open so I can proceed beyond security and spend some more time sitting and waiting.

    Free high speed wi-fi, though. Impressive.
     
    #1198 ghettoastronaut, Dec 11, 2010
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    This would obviously be the next step not an old one. It's 2010, that shit could be distributed world wide 30 seconds after the guy cums on her face. God bless the internet and all of the debauchery it has brought us.
     
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