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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. abneretta

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    It's only a matter of time. Before long, we'll have forgotten about Lindsey Lohan and her shenanigans. All you'll hear about is Miley and how Billy Ray is praying for her to get better while she's in rehab.
     
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    After watching Lohan nekkid in Machete I might be in the minority but I still think she's hot. She's got some awesome rockin tits.
     
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    I'll second that. I did think it was appropriate that she played a druggie though. The amount of laughter at the theater when they revealed her face was awesome.
     
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    Apparently my boss frowns on the whole "sure I'll work the lock-in overnight after working all day just let me take my flask so I can deal with these over spoiled boyscouts" idea.

    Fuck.
     
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    Most bosses frown on drinking on the job. I thought that was common knowledge. If your boss thinks differently you are a lucky person.
     
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    It's only because it's overnight.
    But goddamn. Do these scout leaders HAVE to pump the little twerps full of Red Bull all night long?
     
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    Slip the kids a drink out of your flask, that'll calm them down.
     
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    Tempting. They're little sheltered private school kids. They don't understand the mean scary redhead's sense of humor.
     
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    Except those weren't her awesome rockin tits.
    http://blog.mrskin.com/are-lohan-and-alba-nude-machete-weve-got-skinfo---13058
    http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/popwrap/lohan_machete_co_stars_are_having_BT24QswXad9u8LtMh2tsrO
     
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    Nope, these are her awesome rockin tits:
     

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    Ill have to watch it again and see if there are clear indicators of a body double. From what I remember the scenes showed her whole face with her tits. Anyways she's done plenty of naked photos and they look spectacular in them.*


    *as seen in the post above me.

    Another couple pics :

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    Drugs and alcohol. Potent mix.
     
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    I'm watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Not my favorite of Kevin Smith's movies, in fact, it's one of my least favorites but I still like it. I haven't seen this movie in forever. I may have to hook up my VCR tomorrow. I have Clerks on DVD but my copy of Mallrats is on VHS, I'm old school like that.

    You guys are right, I must be old. There are probably little kids on this site who don't even know what a VCR is.
     
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    The whole response Jay gives to the internet haterz basically sums up the nerd online culture perfectly.
     
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    Blah blah blah. Is that really a picture of you?
     
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    Now that the seed has been planted, I need to have a Kevin Smith Movie Marathon tomorrow.

    I'm thinking Clerks, Clerks 2, Chasing Amy, and Zack and Miri (my fav. Kevin Smith movies, though not in that order).

    I'd include Dogma in there, but I just watched that a couple of weeks ago on a whim.

    Getting faced and watching some silly shit, like people talking about ass to mouth (you NEVER go ass to mouth!), fisting, a donkey show, sucking 37 dicks, and the dutch rudder sounds like a hell of a day to me.

    Oh, and filling out Christmas Cards. I think I'll use quotes from the movies to sign them.

    "Merry Christmas! Santa says: Never go ass-to-mouth."
    "Merry Christmas! Santa says: I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
    "Merry Christmas, from Pillow Pants!"
    "Merry Christmas! Don't let Black Beauty do any mounting of her own..."
    "Merry Christmas! Santa says: 37... [Mrs. Claus] sucked 37 dicks."
    "Merry Christmas! Santa says: YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS!"
     
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    My favorite Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back internet quotes:

    Holden: The internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

    Banky: That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously.

    Jay: You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." Reco'nize. And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Well, FUCK that.
     
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    Don't mind him, Supertramp is just surprised he has tits and terrible hair (as his pic shows).

    EDIT: Also 1337 rep points. Wicked.
     
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    Hey now, 'Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.'
    You and me both, I'll be watching Clerks, Mallrats, and Clerks 2 because that's all I own for some reason or another.
    It really is. It's an awful picture and I don't really have (visible) horns or a tail, but it's me.

    Edited to add: I'm a big enough nerd that my copy of Clerks 2 is signed by Kevin Smith. I haven't met him or anything cool like that, but I did spend an extra $10 or so to preorder it from View Askew to get it signed by him.
     
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