The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

I went out for dinner with my parents and one of my dad's friends and his wife. Great food, good booze.

A fine evening.

I'm contemplating digging out a can of Guinness from the fridge... who's drinking with me?*

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As for Supertramp, did anyone actually give half a shit about what he/she says about anything? As soon as he/she said "skinny jeans", he/she lost whatever little credibility he/she had in the first place. I didn't see what it said that made Nettdata angry, though.

*NOTE: Spoiler is NOT a pic.

 

Seriously, this weather here in the Chicago area is complete shit. Right now it is rain, and it will turn into sleet and snow after that. I'm thinking I'll be driving my wife to work tomorrow. She absolutely, positively HATES driving in shit like this. One time she flat out refused to drive in the fog at night to get home (I had met her after she was done with work and I was done with school), so we had to leave my car in a parking lot overnight.

I really don't mind driving her to work tomorrow. My only real plans are to spend the day cleaning the fuck out of the house and finishing up laundry and other chores.

If she is going to make the money, I might as make myself useful.

 

Now that is a good husband. My husband used to drive me to work when there was a lot of snow on the ground because I had to be in at 6:30 and the roads typically weren't plowed so well by then. Now I work normal hours so I guess that means I need to be a big girl and figure out how to get to work all by myself this winter. Sigh.

You want to earn real brownie points (which are redeemable for all sorts of sexual favors), when it gets really cold outside, go and warm up her care and scrape the windshield.

 

It's colder than a witch's tit outside. Fuck. It's also starting to snow, I'm not a fan. I know there are a lot of you who already have snow on the ground, but I hate snow with a passion. If I never saw another snowflake I'd be just fine with that.

Well, off to the shower then to my parents house. You guys have a good night.

 

A bar down the street, for some indiscernible reason that I will not question, is having a free keg tonight. And apparently some tequila company (Republic? never heard of it) jumped on board and will be giving out a few free shots.

However, without college football I'm going to have a hard time killing the next 6.5 hours until 10 p.m.

 

Huh? Cuddle? What is this cuddling thing you speak of? Ohhhh, it's that thing I do for 5-10 minutes after I get the dick, when I'm supposed to be all warm and fuzzy and pretend that it was meaningful, right before I leave. Gotcha.

Yeah, probably not going to have a cuddle date.

 

Takes a big man to poke at someone's cancer scares. Dcc, you should find better heroes.

Completely related: I am a huge jackass when I drink bourbon... during the day.

 

Her car has an automatic starter, and we have a garage, so luckily I don't have to do either of those.

What I do usually have to do though is bust out the snow-thrower before she goes to work so that the driveway and sidewalks are clear. Not a huge deal, but our driveway is pretty damned big. Not long, mind you, but wide (we have a 3-car garage), so that makes shoveling and snow-throwing kind of a pain in the ass. Tomorrow is probably going to be more ice than snow, though, so that will be real interesting.

I'm really not much better at driving in the snow than she is, but truth be told, she just gets really, really nervous and anxious about it, and by the time she actually gets to work or gets home, she is a rattling ball of nerves. Not really good for her particular job. She is a retail pharmacist, dealing with the drug-seeking public, so being all jittery and angry probably isn't the best method for her.

I am making her a nice dinner tonight, and also getting up early to make her breakfast tomorrow.

Basically, she has been sick and still going to work, so I am kissing her ass as much as humanly possible so that she remembers when she gets healthy. Then I will really get a Merry Christmas.

 

Yeah we have a garage at home to but I am thinking of one particular time of getting of work after an absolutely horrible 13 hour shift in the ICU and it had started snowing while I was there and I finally got off work, walked the couple of blocks to my car in my paper thin scrubs in the freezing cold and was surprised by a toasty warm completely scraped car. I think I started crying I was so happy. It was probably 3 years ago and I still think of it when my husband is starting to annoy me. Sometimes the simplest gestures mean the most. I bet she remembers it too.

 

He can't be a big guy. He has tucker max hands, remember?

 

Why always the fighting?

I thought this series was funny.

Vodka and Mountain Dew makes me feel like I'm still in high school, but I still like it.

 

Took the lsat today, think I did pretty good this time (or at least better than last time). Though I didn't walk the stage (that shit is a waste of time I think), my undergrad graduation was also today.

Yeah, I'm gonna get druuuuuuunk

 

Some of the drifts outside are well over four feet high and cars are literally buried in snow in streets. It took me an hour to shovel a 15 yard length of the sidewalk in front of our house. The windchill tonight could crack -30F.

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I could be making a pile of money if I had a snowblower. I suppose staying in and drinking with the roommates will suffice.

 

Leafs and Habs tonight and I will not be drinking for it. I got absolutely wasted last night. I picked up a 12 of Molson Export for the Wings/Habs game expecting a nice relaxing night and a slight buzz. Fast forward an hour and a half later I have a lamp shade on my head (not really) and am sloshing around rocking double vodka/lemonades and woke up just in time to run down the stairs and puke my brains out over the side of my house. Classy guy right here.

Anyways, I think the Leafs turn it around tonight. Habs are coming off a tough loss in Detroit Rock City, and there is nothing like a good old fashioned rivalry game to give the Leafs some incentive to win! A big fuck you goes to Rei for getting tickets to the game without having to become Phil Kessel. Props if you get the joke.

As an aside, thank fuck I don't live near London, ON. They're going to get hammered with at least 15-23 cms of snow tonight, on top of the 3 or so feet they got last week. Hope you have enough weed, Crown Royal!

 

I'm in tonight studying for my IFTA Personal Training Certification tomorrow a.m. Gonna throw the UFC fights up on the live stream and learn all about glycolysis and ATP chains.

Oh, and making chili. Anybody have a beer preference to go in a spicy chili? I'm thinking Budweiser.

 

Go out and buy one. You'll have it paid for in an hour.

 

I agree with Danger Boy. Call a taxi, head to Rona or some equally large Home Depot like store, and walk your ass home snow blowing to your hearts content. You'll, like he said, have the snow blower, plus your last years of school, paid for. And enough for a nice bottle of scotch for the gentlemen who recommended it.