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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Danger Boy

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    Last year, a friend and I hauled my Bobcat skid steer out to Baltimore while that big storm was going on. We got there as soon as the storm was over and got to work. They had gotten 30" of snow overnight. No one out there had any decent snow removal equipment, no none knew anything about snow removal, and no one could run a skid steer to save their ass. We took turns moving snow and worked 6 hours at a time, and slept in the pickup. We were down there for 8 days before either of us got a shower, and 10 days before we finally spent the night at a hotel. We pretty much ate gas station food and fast food the entire time. On the 11th day we weren't staying busy for 24 hours a day anymore and were prety burned out, so we said fuck it and quit. We went home with $5000 each, after expenses. Turned out to be a good trip.
     
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    I made some chili about a week ago and used a Russian Imperial. Try using your favorite dark beer.
     
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    I would recommend trying Xingu. It's black Brazilian beer whose sweetness complements the spiciness of the chili.
     
    #1303 LatinGroove, Dec 11, 2010
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    2-0 Leafs and a great fucking fight! Go Leafs!
     
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    This shit is too funny: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html</a>
     
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    There's a ton of funny shit on that site... like the guy trying to pay for shit with a drawing, and other stuff.

    Well worth the time to dig around it.
     
    #1306 Nettdata, Dec 11, 2010
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    Brown your meat in red wine and use tequila in the pot.

    .................drink the beer.
     
    #1307 Nitwit, Dec 11, 2010
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    Also drink the tequila, maybe the wine. Then call the fire department because you set your damn kitchen on fire. Mooch some chili off the firefighters back at the firehouse, those guys sure can cook.

    I'm watching the original The Fast and The Furious. This movie is so dumb. Why do I do this to myself.

    DANGER TO MANIFOLD!!! *floor falls out*
    Also there are fast RX-7's that aren't spitting apex seals out all down the track.
     
    #1308 Racer-X, Dec 11, 2010
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    You mean the seven legged spider? Dude I saw that a while back, I laughed my ass off whenever I first saw it.
     
    #1309 LatinGroove, Dec 11, 2010
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    Just one more time. Swear it too. Had it stuck in my head since I first heard it. Best new drinking song in a while.

     
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    I'm drinking Irish coffee right now. Isn't that the same concept as four loko? It feels spectacular. I know I should be using Jamison, but all I had was gentleman Jack with homemade whipped cream. All I need is a fireplace and the feeling would be complete.
     
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    How much caffeine is in a four loko? Is it any different than mixing red bull with liquor? I understand it has a higher alcohol content than beer, but is it really that crazy? I feel like I could take a couple of caffeine pills and drink a mad dog 20/20 (for the flavor) and get the same effect.
     
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    Right.

    I haven't tried it either but to hear people babble about it on here it's like liquid crazy.

    When I was young, my friends and I used to eat those minithins by the handful (when we didn't have X or coke to eat and snort by the handful) and go out drinking.
     
    #1313 Nitwit, Dec 11, 2010
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    One can is a six pack of beer and five cups of coffee. If you drink more than one you're just asking for trouble. I'm all for legalization of every substance known to man; I think that shit either needs to be banned or limited to one per customer. You will fucking die if you play with it. I can handle a decent amount of booze. A little over two of these absolutely destroyed me for three solid days. Shakes, chills, nausea, dizziness, insomnia. I poisoned myself once before off booze, this was so much worse.
     
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    Kids these days...

    Now on to part 2 of the movie marathon of automotive self-inflicted pain: 2Fast2Furious. Hey Ludicrous, that japanese chick is 16, you're flirting with a statutory charge.
     
    #1315 Racer-X, Dec 11, 2010
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    I haven't thought to check that site in a long time, but its always absolutely hilarious. The one just above the one you listed called "Obvious Foggot" is pretty damn funny too.
     
    #1316 Fernanthonies, Dec 11, 2010
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    Once the drunk part wore off you kind of go into a fugue state and you're exhausted but want to run a mile at the same time. Ive used to drink Sparks in college and this stuff is on a whole different level.
     
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    This site is a similar sort of humor: http://www.dontevenreply.com/
     
    #1318 Racer-X, Dec 11, 2010
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    All this quad locos shit sounds retarded. I'm sorry but you post about how gross it is and how awful you feel the next day.

    I'll stick to my green and vino. and occasional whiskey, vodka, and/or tequila that does not come out of a plastic bottle.

    Enjoy Tool.
     
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    just fed a Bocuse d'or veteran and Master Chef of Beijing. He loved my escargot. Ordered it twice. So thrilled about this, absolutely flattered.

    Time for shots!
     
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