Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 67 of 253
  1. Racer-X

    Racer-X
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    471
    Location:
    Arlington, TX
    This constant talk about weed is making me want to smoke again but I realized that everyone that I know that used to smoke has either stopped or completely disappeared. I need to find a new connection in the DFW area. Anybody who can hook a brotha up, send me a pm.

    On the terrible car movie front: Where did that guy find a 23- speed transmission for his eclipse (he just keeps shifting).
     
    #1321 Racer-X, Dec 11, 2010
  2. toejam

    toejam
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    442
    I've gotten into a pattern where I get shithoused Friday night, and then take it really easy on Saturday. Tonight I'm going to have a beer, watch a movie, and pass out by 11:30. I'm getting weak in my old age. A year ago, college me would be making fun of current me for being a puss, and forcing me to kill a handle of gin with him.

    It is kind of nice waking up clear headed on Sunday though. So I've got that going for me.
     
    #1322 toejam, Dec 11, 2010
  3. Racer-X

    Racer-X
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    471
    Location:
    Arlington, TX
    Live from the Majestic:
     
    #1323 Racer-X, Dec 11, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  4. xrayvision

    xrayvision
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    529
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    6,428
    Location:
    Hyewston

    All I feel is tired from it. I guess the caffeine from my coffee isn't near the concentrations in that can of nuclear horse piss.
     
    #1324 xrayvision, Dec 11, 2010
  5. Nitwit

    Nitwit
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2009
    Messages:
    1,355
    Bump.



    Someone give me a better metal song in the last twenty years. Anyone? Crown?
     
    #1325 Nitwit, Dec 11, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  6. Noahh

    Noahh
    Expand Collapse
    Experienced Idiot

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2010
    Messages:
    130
    Why the fuck can I not find Tool on Itunes???
     
    #1326 Noahh, Dec 11, 2010
  7. Racer-X

    Racer-X
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    471
    Location:
    Arlington, TX
    Will a rat really burrow into some fat guy's stomach when it get too hot? I'm thinking the answer is no but someone here must know more about rat behavior than me.

    How is it only 8:45? I seriously can't type straight anymore. (Whoo for firefox automatic spellcheck, whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!)
     
    #1327 Racer-X, Dec 11, 2010
  8. $100T2

    $100T2
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    108
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,966
    I'm sick as a dog. Worse, I'm out of rum.

    Double shot of Nyquil, I s'pose.
     
    #1328 $100T2, Dec 11, 2010
  9. kuhjäger

    kuhjäger
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    108
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    2,427
    Location:
    Stockholm
    Why do burps after eating suasage smell so bad?
     
    #1329 kuhjäger, Dec 11, 2010
  10. JGold

    JGold
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 27, 2009
    Messages:
    518
    Location:
    Denver, CO
    Why hello first rum and coke of the night. So nice to see you.
     
    #1330 JGold, Dec 11, 2010
  11. katokoch

    katokoch
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    477
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,631
    Location:
    Minneapolis
    This is the definition of being snowed in.

    [​IMG]
     
    #1331 katokoch, Dec 11, 2010
  12. iczorro

    iczorro
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    107
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,541
    Location:
    The Island
    And taste so good?
     
    #1332 iczorro, Dec 11, 2010
  13. zyron

    zyron
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    82
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,931
    Location:
    Connecticut
    I assume burped up cum just doesn't smell good.
     
    #1333 zyron, Dec 11, 2010
  14. Racer-X

    Racer-X
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    471
    Location:
    Arlington, TX
    It could be worse, A2M burps are the worst.

    Edit: Terible movie upadte: I need an ejection seat ("NOSS powered, of course). Also, Eva Mendes is hot. I would have sex with her. I just thought you shoukd know somethng about me.
     
    #1334 Racer-X, Dec 11, 2010
  15. LatinGroove

    LatinGroove
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    9
    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2010
    Messages:
    584
    Location:
    Texas
    Looks like you are in need of some Mexicans. What time would you like me to show up Senor?
     
    #1335 LatinGroove, Dec 11, 2010
  16. Nitwit

    Nitwit
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2009
    Messages:
    1,355
    My second semester in college living in the dorms I traded my Peugeot mountain bike for a 500 watt Sony stereo system. Everything was fine until my buddy brought Pretty Hate Machine and a Coors Light Beer Ball over one afternoon. Within two weeks I got kicked off campus and was forced to get an apartment off campus. Damn I still love this shit.





     

    Attached Files:

    #1336 Nitwit, Dec 11, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  17. katokoch

    katokoch
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    477
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,631
    Location:
    Minneapolis
    Hace una hora. También trae la cocaina y prostitutas, por favor.
     
    #1337 katokoch, Dec 11, 2010
  18. Nitwit

    Nitwit
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2009
    Messages:
    1,355
    "An hour ago. It also brings cocaine and prostitutes, please."

    Yankees.
     
    #1338 Nitwit, Dec 11, 2010
  19. Racer-X

    Racer-X
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    471
    Location:
    Arlington, TX
    What most people don't know is that the day-laboroeres yo hire are are also prostitutes. Home depot parking lot is the best place to purchase a bj. Yankeees probably dont know thos.\

    Now I'm wathcing Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

    I NEEEEEED a convertible.

    also a whole lot of drugs
     
    #1339 Racer-X, Dec 11, 2010
  20. Nitwit

    Nitwit
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2009
    Messages:
    1,355
    Dude, down in the valley they switch it like that in mid sentence. Back and forth, back and forth. Half in English, half in Spanish. Yankees would freak the the fuck out to see it in person. Hell, I'm from Texas and the first few times did it to me.

    Edit: I'm not hanging out at Walmart either. This is at the college.
     
    #1340 Nitwit, Dec 11, 2010
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 67 of 253
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.