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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. JDTheHero

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    Please ensure this is under my tree at christmas:
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    #121 JDTheHero, Dec 2, 2010
  2. Misanthropic

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    The 80s was more of a boobs decade, and the ass was given short shrift. Trust me, the hot asses were in abundance in real life. Why, it was around '83-'84 when girls started wearing white, almost sheer pants, sometimes commando style . . .I need to stop now.
     
    #122 Misanthropic, Dec 2, 2010
  3. Crown Royal

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    That's because we had all those great smut comedies (and by great, I mean terrible) like Ski School, Hot Dog The Movie, Screwball Hotel, Hamburger (lots of them named after food), Private School, Porky's (which was a good movie), etc.

    We don't have that ind of film anymore. What ever happened to nudity in films, anyways?It's probably thanks to internet porn, which now gives all unlimited access to the bizarre.\\

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    #123 Crown Royal, Dec 2, 2010
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    Having grown up during that time collecting many spank-bank images involving those types of pants, I have a curse of not liking many of the styles of jeans they make now because, in my mind, the low pockets make asses look droopy. Anytime I (oh so slyly) check one out walking past, and see the pockets toward the bottom of their ass, I immediately picture it looking like a basset hounds face. It's terrible. I TRY to look around the sagging pockets, but it just doesn't work. My friends and I even refer to them as Dumpy Butt Jeans.

    "Did she have a nice ass?"

    "Probably, but she's wearing dumpy butt jeans that make it look like it's sagging down to the back of her knees."

    I hope for everyone else's sake, there are only a few of us who share this curse.
     
    #124 Psychodyne, Dec 2, 2010
  5. Noland

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    Do girls still wear white jeans?

    Those were fucking awesome. Of course, back in the '80s, her belly button was covered by belt loops, but awesome just the same.
     
    #125 Noland, Dec 2, 2010
  6. Crown Royal

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    There just might be logic to that.

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    #126 Crown Royal, Dec 2, 2010
  7. whathasbeenseen

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    New Signature!
     
    #127 whathasbeenseen, Dec 2, 2010
  8. iczorro

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    Really? You left the only one that's NOT her ass.

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    #128 iczorro, Dec 2, 2010
  9. PIMPTRESS

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    Well, look how far we have come, 'sack is swearing off this place and I haven't posted one pic, yet....
     
    #129 PIMPTRESS, Dec 2, 2010
  10. Noland

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    I would do things to Shakira that are illegal in Haiti.
     
    #130 Noland, Dec 2, 2010
  11. Crown Royal

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    It's pretty clear that this thread is TiB's white horse. That number of online members we have as soon as this thread broke bread probably shot up 100%.

    I'm determined to post at least 150 times on this thread before New Year's (some posts may even generate actual interest). As prolific as I may be on here, I need a funny or die challenge. Since I'm an asshole and a flake, I doubt I will let anyone down.

    Soon: Making fun of Douchebags. I enjoyed those photo roastings last year, some great insults. Is anybody going to pose in creepy X-Mas sweaters again this year? We should come up with a contest for who can wear the ugliest one and post it. Your prize is Allord showing up at your front door in a bondage suit & gimp mask brandishing a DVD of Steel Magnolias.
     
    #131 Crown Royal, Dec 2, 2010
  12. Crown Royal

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    Yeah, if she was MUTE. Unfortunetly she's a singer, and every time she holds a note she sounds like Pee-Wee Herman blowing his load. It freaks me out.
     
    #132 Crown Royal, Dec 2, 2010
  13. whathasbeenseen

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    Or fucking Chewbaca. Seriously, all this bitch needs its to stop shaving (you know she's hairy as fuck) get a Blaster and start opposing the Empire.

    But if she meets your quiet criteria, fuuuuuuc, she's hot. And man can she move her body.
     
    #133 whathasbeenseen, Dec 2, 2010
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    Black pants with pinstripes, just a little bit to the right of the Business Casual look, is the sexiest thing 15 year old Supertramp ever saw. [caveat, huge, angular hips ruin it]

    Black leggings, tight, with nice dressy top is just about the sexiest thing 18 year old Supertramp ever saw. [caveat, the trashy ones that are painted to look like stitched demin are terrible]

    A black tank top and jeans is just about the sexiest thing to me right now. Closest example I could find at work: [​IMG]

    (for those keeping track, I've been at work since 7am)

    Black is slimming, but on a fit girl it looks just right. The person I'm seeing is skinny with ridiculously well-proportioned tits and toned arms. Tank tops rule.
     
    #134 Supertramp, Dec 2, 2010
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    Fuck you. Both of you.
     
    #135 Noland, Dec 2, 2010
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    Flying Dog Gonzo on tap? Yes please. We miss you, HST.
     
    #136 shauncorleone, Dec 2, 2010
  17. Elset

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    I could watch this all day and never get bored.
     
    #137 Elset, Dec 2, 2010
  18. Dcc001

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    I wanna know how you know what this sounds like.

    EDIT: Whoops, almost forgot. Candy Cane Ass, attempt two:

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    #138 Dcc001, Dec 2, 2010
  19. Fernanthonies

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    If you're gonna be all dramatic about it, at least follow Skyello's lead.

    Gotta contribute to the theme too...

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    I fuckin had to on this one:

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    Their not the best, but I apparently don't have the fantastic ass resources that some of you have.

    Now to eat my delicious dominoes pizza.
     
    #139 Fernanthonies, Dec 2, 2010
  20. Misanthropic

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    They weren't jeans at all. Just white pants - cotton, polyester, who the fuck knows what. And they were see-fucking-through. And her name was Judy. First floor, north-east stairwell.

    I may forget many things. I never forget an ass.
     
    #140 Misanthropic, Dec 2, 2010
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