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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. CarbonCopy

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    Ok. You win.

    Turns out alcohol makes me irresponsible. I think I am going outside to shoot something.
     
    #1381 CarbonCopy, Dec 12, 2010
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    TiB, where Blue Dogs drop from balconies and Pink Cups have smex. I love this place.
     
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    TiB: Where anal sex and Robert Frost go hand-in-hand.
     
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    Tomorrow is the club's annual "Santa Brunch" & I have to be at work raring to go in 8 hours. This is going to suck something fierce. However, tomorrow is also the Christmas party. I'm going to rock out on karaoke and get drunk. Awesome, but I want a drink tonight.

    Also, hot girl came back in tonight for a glass of wine before her company's Christmas party. Here's hoping my boss doesn't try to force her family to join and cause her to stop coming in.

    God, Cartoon Network needs to stop showing fucking anime bullshit on Saturday nights. That shit sucks Tijuana donkey show dick.
     
    #1384 gtg2k, Dec 12, 2010
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    So, anyone entertaining on tonight like there was last night?
     
    #1385 Diablo, Dec 12, 2010
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    Sooo drunk. As the minuts go by im getti.f more and more drunk. I really want whiskey now. Fuhhh.
     
    #1386 ex Animo, Dec 12, 2010
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    I saw your new avatar and this is the first thing I thought of:
     
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    I've been pretty busy with school and have recently been generally detached from the news and all but have been reading a few articles about the group Anonymous overloading Visa, Mastercard and PayPal's servers. Just saw an article on CNN that they tried to do the same to Amazon, but Amazon's website is set up with the main intent to not be able to be overloaded, so pretty much gave a solid fuck you to the people trying to shut down their website. Within an hour of trying Anonymous had already given up and said that they didn't have the manpower to shut the site down. Assholes.
     
    #1388 trojanstf, Dec 12, 2010
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    And the winner of the "best night" award goes to Pink Cup.

    I finally hit 85 on WoW! Hey, there's not much else better to do here right now in MN. We stocked up on beer, pizza, and air fresheners.
     
    #1389 Kratos, Dec 12, 2010
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    Fucking Cairo sandstorms. It is 43 degrees F and sandy. Just like your mom's vag.
     
    #1390 RCGT, Dec 12, 2010
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    Ugh. Drink makes me think it's ok to act like a prick. Paying for it now, maybe more so later.
     
    #1391 Bob Trousers, Dec 12, 2010
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    Snow, snow, snow, snow, snow. Snow. Fucking snow.

    Plus, my daughter is addicted to watching this acid-drenched nightmare. Rejoice (and share my pain):


    So, basically this show teaches you how to talk like a retard while you're still LEARNING HOW TO TALK. Why do they have to make these shows brighter than the energy coming out of the Ark Of The Covenant? I swear they're using them to beam murderous messages into our kids so they can kill us in our sleep.
     
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    This weather is going to make today one of the best football days ever.

    This Bears/New England game is going to be a sloppy fucking mess. Not to mention games that are being played in New Jersey (Jets/Dolphins), Buffalo (Cleveland/Buffalo), Washington (Washington/Tampa Bay), Pittsburgh (Pittsburgh/Cincy)... Hell, the weather is shit almost everywhere unless they're playing in a dome or in San Diego (fuck San Diego, fucking nice weather all god damned year).

    Plus Fantasy Football playoffs start for 3 of my leagues today.
     
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    God damn it, I got drunk last night and puked. In the sink. And not the side with the garbage disposal on it.

    I fucking hate life today.
     
    #1394 Frebis, Dec 12, 2010
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    Jimmy the Greek would put the safe odds on it. Why would anyone bother trying?

    Sounds like people were getting "Smexed" up like Colour Me Badd last night. Wish I didn't miss it, but I was too enthralled watching Jingle All The Way.

    PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!!!

    Ladies, peprare to have you baby-maker fired upon:
    ...whew!!! Steamy stuff.
     
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    You know what I got for my graduation yesterday? A fucking semi-auto 12 gauge. I'll post the specs in a bit when I go to pick it up, but it involves a fucking carbon fiber firing area/chamber doo-hickey that's as clean as a muslim post tsa inspection, and a 100% walnut stock. I thought there was nothing better than tits and ass and drunken rough turbo boner fucking, until I saw that thing.

    Do you know what's similarly as awesome? Waking up to find 5 boxes of skeet (clay pigeons, not jizz) you forgot about.
     
    #1396 Samr, Dec 12, 2010
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    No shit. I fucking made a D this semester in stats and I even took days off from work to study this bitch.
     
    #1397 LatinGroove, Dec 12, 2010
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    Anyone have a good recommendation for a bottle of single malt for someone who helped land me an internship at an investment bank... Keeping in mind that I am a student afterall?

    I wanna get something he probably hasn't tried before, anyone have any experience with Caol Ila?
     
    #1398 ksp, Dec 12, 2010
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    So you're the one who jinxed it...

    Metrodome roof collapses
     
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    Yeah, just posted about that in the NFL thread. Makes me think God is a Bret Favre fan and REALLY wants him to make that next start.
     
    #1400 D26, Dec 12, 2010
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