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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Pinkcup

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    It is laughable that my mother expects me in church today. I just chugged my fourth bottle of water and my hands are still shaking. God, I haven't done that in a long, long time...I like to pretend that I'm too mature to get absolutely shit-faced, but that was a good time. I might do it again soon.

    In related news, my browsing history is amusing as hell right now.

    I Googled :
    -Tom Hardy Naked
    -why do puppies smile
    -vagina cobwebs
    -inferior sandwiches (I think that word was inferior?)
    -how late is my period
    -Robert Dudley
    -who is that girl in the black shirt and purple hair from venture bros.

    And I compared several different brands of pup tents, all of which I saved and e-mailed to myself. Yay! Drunk Pinkcup wants to take me camping!
     
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  2. Juice

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    Search histories eh? I cleared mine a few days ago, but heres what I have:

    -convert algae to fuel
    -transformers 3 trailer
    -why can cats get AIDS?
    -little big horn
    -meineke sucks
    -best way to cook a turtle

    Also, kind of a cool article of the first things on the internet:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.fortystones.com/the-first-on-the-worldwideweb/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.fortystones.com/the-first-on ... ldwideweb/</a>
     
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    In an effort to liven it up a bit on this glorious Sunday morning...

     

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    OK, since we can't respond in the R&R thread, what does turtle taste like that makes it worth $35.99/lb????
     
    #1404 mya, Dec 12, 2010
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    Fox NFL pre-game had footage of the roof of the Metrodome collapsing. It was awesome, highly recommend finding it online someplace if they don't show it again (I suspect they will).
     
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    My Christmas gift is getting the fuck out of Moscow, and possibly getting SCUBA training paid for. If I did well during my time here, then I'll get a chance to go to China next summer; if not, then I'll try to get some wilderness EMT skills taken care of.
     
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    Fake trees are so much more effort than a real tree.

    They also leave fake needles all over, just like a real tree.
     
    #1407 kuhjäger, Dec 12, 2010
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    This was my graduation present:
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    12 gauge Remmington 105CTi II semi-auto.
     
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    I'm watching Starship Troopers. For some reason I love this movie, I think it's nostalgia. It has to be one of the best bad movies ever.
     
    #1409 abneretta, Dec 12, 2010
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    I am in an "I don't want to leave the house today" mood, and maybe should just curl myself up into a blanket cocoon and watch a movie. Sherlock Holmes comes on HBO in a few minutes, anybody seen it? Worth 2 hours of my life? I do love Robert Downey Jr.
     
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    The book is actually awesome, instead of "so bad it's awesome."
     
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    It's actually one of my favorites. I still have my copy from high school where I underlined a bunch of quotes.

    I was a little obsessed with Heinlein back in the day. He was born in MO, in the same town where I was born. When I was in high school I thought that was pretty cool.
     
    #1412 abneretta, Dec 12, 2010
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    I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE!



    Seriously though Jerrey Springer lived a few neighborhoods over from mine in my hometown. What an inspiration he turned out to be.
     
    #1413 Kubla Kahn, Dec 12, 2010
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    Assssssssssssss yoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu wwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh....

     
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    Aren't you like 24?
     
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    Can you get pink eye from a small bug of some sort flying into your eye? Yesterday a bug flew into my eye and I got it out promptly, but now today that eye is red and feeling slightly strange. I want to say it's not pink eye, but what the fuck. Eye is red, kind of burns when I put eye drops in it, feels irritated. Fuck.

    Edit: I don't actually think it's pink eye proper any longer, the jury still out for anything else though.
     
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    Yes (...how much personal information do I share with you people?), but I feel like I'm too old to get fucked-in-half drunk. It just feels unnatural. I stop caring about how I feel around Drink Seven, but Drinks One through Six are basically me gulping booze and feeling like a fraud.

    I'm not passing any judgment, swear. Getting drunk is totally cool, but I'm secretly super old on the inside so I can't join y'alls cool-young-things-who-drink-on-the-reg club.
     
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    I know the guy that insures the Metrodome... I'd hate to be him right about now.

    It took me two hours to dig three cars out of the snow. Plows haven't touched my street yet. This is going to take awhile!
     
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    So I went and got some artificial tear eye drops rather than the stoner kind that simply remove the red that I had. But these aren't helping either.

    I have work in less than two hours and I'm wondering...is it incredibly rude to go into work if you may have pink eye? Logic would tell me that it is, but I'd really like to go to work today and my presence is pretty much required.
     
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