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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. mya

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    Pink eye is absolutely one thing you should not go to work with. But based on what you said, it doesn't really sound like pink eye. You may have just irritated your cornea.
     
    #1421 mya, Dec 12, 2010
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    Well I'll rephrase this:

    If you are dealing with customers continually the entire time you are at work, touching stuff and then giving it to them, and one of my eyes is red and somewhat pink eye looking, is it still appropriate to go to work?

    Basically I'm going to call my supervisor and explain this very thing to her, and we'll see what she says. I'm thinking though, that it would be really weird if I had to reassure people 100 times that what they were strangely glaring at was not, in fact, pink eye, I'm pretty sure, and they shouldn't worry.

    Sunday morning dilemma's, god damn.
     
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    Wear a pirate patch. Problem solved.
     
    #1423 mya, Dec 12, 2010
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    All I've had for weather this past week is cold and rain. I actually kind of miss the snowstorms I've grown up with in Wisconsin. You can't have a rainball fight. No rainforts. No using the back porch as a giant cooler for beer. Whats the point of weather if you cant play in it?

    And you won't be seeing any of this out your window.
     

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    Fixed.

    If anyone needs me, I'll be getting drunk and being secretly super awesome on the inside.
     
    #1425 Danger Boy, Dec 12, 2010
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    Well I had a few glasses of wine, nothing special. Thinking about raiding my parents rum, its dark rum, what can I substitute it with so it doesnt look i took any. "Theyll never drink any themselves"
     
    #1426 Solaris, Dec 12, 2010
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    The Chiefs are going to drive me to drink. Stupid Matt Cassel's stupid appendix.
     
    #1427 abneretta, Dec 12, 2010
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    Do it.

    and Go Zips. Fear the Roo.
     
    #1428 konatown, Dec 12, 2010
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    I don't have anything strong enough to drink. I don't think beer's going to cut it for this game.
     
    #1429 abneretta, Dec 12, 2010
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    Try sterno or rubbing alcohol.

    Hell, then you won't have to worry about watching the game.
     
    #1430 konatown, Dec 12, 2010
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    100 pages. Bra-fucking-vo.

    This cold, white shit keeps piling up outside like it's God punishing me for not believing in him.

    Just had the first bowl of the evening. That's what it comes down to is release. Most of you guys get plastered (I do on occasion now) and fuck randoms (some real SMEX ADDICTS in here), I get high. Every person of any generation has a release. My folks bought the album where John and Yoko farted into a four-track for an hour. My grandfather shot cats. Some people like to rub their naked bodies down with Nutella while dancing around to Bow Wow Wow's "I Want Candy" and throwing darts at pictures of people who were cruel to them in high school or y'know, so I've heard. I prefer the weed. That, and removing lots of tire mounts from cars in crowded parking lots. Release.
     
    #1431 Crown Royal, Dec 12, 2010
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    Watching the war crime that is the Bears/Pats game. My only question now is what's easier to chug draino from- a funnel, the jug, or a straw...
     
    #1432 Viking33, Dec 12, 2010
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    Be a man. Mainline that shit.
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    Does anyone here drink cough syrup much?
     
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    Oh, hell ya. I'm all about purple drank. Bring that shit on!
     
    #1435 Dcc001, Dec 12, 2010
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    Have a few times. Make sure you get straight Robo DM without Acetaminophen or Guanesferin unless you like puking your guts up and crushing your liver. If you don't like purple taste- get the gel caps. Oh, and SpongeBob Squarepants is AWESOME on purple.
     
    #1436 Viking33, Dec 12, 2010
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    Fuckin A I used to drink Sizzurp. Back in highschool it was cheaper to take cough syrup from my parents medicine cabinet and buy a 591ml bottle of Sprite then to buy a bottle of rye. First time I tried it I didnt think it would do jack shit, but man was I wrong. I spend that whole night running around town kicking mail boxes and fighting cable boxes.
     
    #1437 jordan_paul, Dec 12, 2010
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    It takes the edge off. On occasion, It also makes you want to grab the nearest person and slam their head off a bike rack or walk around and count every locker in your high school while forgetting you have no shirt on.
     
    #1438 Crown Royal, Dec 12, 2010
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    I'm not sure what's funnier; the question itself, or that there were a bunch of serious positive replies.

    How 'bout mouthwash? You guys like drinking mouthwash? Fuckin' Listerine gets me going.
     
    #1439 Danger Boy, Dec 12, 2010
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    Hey everyone, it's sexy sunday.


    the lovely Diora Baird


    and a couple gifs
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