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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. mya

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    What is this cough syrup shit? Back in my day we did real drugs.
     
    #1441 mya, Dec 12, 2010
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    Exactly, now they are robo tripping and drinking Four Loko. Smoke some pot and do some coke, trust me, it blows the other two away.
     
    #1442 zyron, Dec 12, 2010
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    In case you were all wondering, I went into work and they immediately told me I looked terrible and to go home. Sooo, now looks like getting stoned, drinking a few beers, and watching Vick treat the Cowboys like some defective pit bulls.
     
    #1443 Sam N, Dec 12, 2010
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    what are we like 7 pages from winning a free boat now?
     
    #1444 scootah, Dec 12, 2010
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    ..and from the sea came:
    [​IMG]
     
    #1445 ksp, Dec 12, 2010
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    I was hoping he'd mail an ear, like a true artist. If not, maybe one of the pins that was inserted into his body after he pulled that Hans Gruber last month.
     
    #1446 Crown Royal, Dec 12, 2010
  7. mya

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    Is it time to start post pumping to get to 108 pages so frylock can swoop in last minute and steal it from us? I can't really post so much from work, so if this doesn't happen in the next...oh...90 minutes before I go to bed I am out of the free boat race.
     
    #1447 mya, Dec 12, 2010
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    I could use a free boat filled with delicious assorted rums.

    Or just someone to rescue my fantasy team // Murder the cowboys. THATS RIGHT I CARE!
     
    #1448 Judas, Dec 12, 2010
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    Jesus. I don't even remember posting this but judging by the time stamp I was a 26 in vodka and a couple of joints.

    Needless to say, I was fucked up.

    You know what's fun? Snow storms and being stoned as fuck. Running around when snow blobs like four inches in diameter is a blast.
     
    #1449 Primer, Dec 12, 2010
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    I am NOT looking forward to getting up at the ass-crack of dawn to clear my driveway and drive to school. It is normally a 45 to 50 minute drive from my home to school, but tomorrow will likely be at least an hour and 15 minutes, given conditions.

    Fuck me running, why the fuck did I have to get a Monday Morning 8 am final exam... and why the fuck does it have to be, literally, the ONLY class to actually give a final exam on finals week.
     
    #1450 D26, Dec 12, 2010
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    Hahahahaha. Events at my friends house are hilarious.



    A car went down the hill (38 degree slope) and skidded through the fence at the bottom. Then a second car did the same thing and hit the first car.

    Then just minutes later the snowplow comes through, loses control and hits 3 cars, pushing two of them into the middle of the street.
     
    #1451 konatown, Dec 12, 2010
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    Here's a couple more gifs for sexy Sunday.

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    This one may have already been posted here somewhere.
    [​IMG]
     
    #1452 Racer-X, Dec 12, 2010
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    So in A Charlie Brown Christmas Lucy implies that Christmas is commercial and controlled by an "eastern syndicate".

    Does that mean the Jews?
     
    #1453 kuhjäger, Dec 12, 2010
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    No, silly. The jews killed Jesus, why would they celebrate christmas?

    It's the Dutch.
     
    #1454 hotwheelz, Dec 12, 2010
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    My motherfucking head feels like it's about to explode. Considering that I've felt like hammered shit all weekend, I think this means I'm getting sick.
     
    #1455 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 12, 2010
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    Fuck getting sick. Everyone I know has gotten sick, and I made it a goal to break the cycle. I failed.
     
    #1456 ssycko, Dec 12, 2010
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    You had better hope and pray we don't get any significant amount of snow. People in NC act like retards in the snow. Ice is even worse.

    On a related note, it's snowing at my house right now and I'm not really ok with that.
     
    #1457 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 12, 2010
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    I never appreciated how awesome Shaw TV's Yule Log channel was, but it really rocks. All the peace and calm that comes with having a hearth, and none of the hazard of having the chimney catch on fire because the previous owners burned too much green wood.
     
    #1458 Dcc001, Dec 13, 2010
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    PEOPLE OF EARTH: I MEAN YOU NO HARM! I AM JUST HERE TO DRINK YOU BEER.
     
    #1459 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 13, 2010
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    By "people in NC" don't you mean "everyone south of the Mason-Dixon line"?
     
    #1460 Danger Boy, Dec 13, 2010
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