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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. gtg2k

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    Back from my work Christmas party. Drunk and enjoying it. Whoo-hoo. I'm listening to some song called Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey. This sounds like it was done by those terrorists known as the cast of Jersey Shore.

    And for those of you living in the South saying that this weather is not cold, you can go stick a cucumber up your peehole.
     
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    I don't think i've had enough to understand the drunk dego donkey. Or I need to start hitting some drugs haha
     
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    Said fuck it tonight and popped 40mg of Flexeril since I took a nap from 6-11pm... This is the weirdest feeling I've ever experienced. I'm sitting in my chair and it feels like I'm floating 6" off the ground. So cool! Oh, and Planet Earth sounds AWESOME on this shit.
     
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    Fuckin motherfuck. DVR was full and I didn't notice, so I have to wait til tomorrow to wacth the Dexter season finale. Guess I shouldn't have spent the last week watching all the 30 Rock episodes on Hulu Plus. Fuck, that show is funny. Yet another show I should have listened to people about.

    Also, Monday-Tuesday is my weekend this week, so I'll be the drunk portion of the drunk thread for the next two days. Pre-apologies for douchey behavior...
     
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    fucking shit you guys are boring right now. i've been trying to type drunk and sloppy but i cant make it work.

    MORE VODKA!

    I'd like to now open the categort to kitschy '80s videos, starting with Madness.

     
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    So I was talking to this girl and said something about celebrating Hannukah and her first question is "Do you celebrate Christmas?" I asked her if she celebrated Kwanza and she figured out the answer but I was struck by how reasonable the question seemed to her and how ridiculous it seemed to me. She's an intelligent girl so I was just not sure if it was me or not.
     
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    Nah man, she dumb.
     
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    Disagree.

    If you are entertaining a possible sex/relationship partner, finding out their religious beliefs is key to some people. Her question was entirely reasonable.

    Imagine being able to ask someone before you slept with them, "Do you celebrate human sacrifice?"

    Also, given the context, that's a normal fucking question. Get over yourself, no need to think about human sacrifice, like me.
     
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    Battle. (though I won't be back for nine hours, have fun.)

     
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    Scheisse, embedding disabled by request. But I will take it in good faith and respond with:



    (Bubble Facts version)

    Kitschy and catchy as fuck.
     
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    Speaking of catchy Aussie tunes...

    Or, maybe Canadian. Too early to tell...



    (The real irony here is that it's a kid who can dance his ass off playing a kid in a wheelchair, who can dance his ass off in his dreams...)
     
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    Canada must now bring down the hammer.

     
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    God bless midgets.

    Bring it.

    Just...

    Don't make me bring "Scrubs" into the equation...
     
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    Woah woah woah!

    Did you forget this is the internet? Stop acting like i just spat in your face and shit in your letterbox and get the fuck over yourself.
     
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    Good morning

     
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    hey, newjack.

    this is the drunk thread, where i will expostulate on any topic i deem worthy.

    also? weak fucking comeback.

    "this is just the internet" went out in 1997.
     
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    I forgot my Kitschy '80's video:

     
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    Holyfuckballs, it's five in the morning.

    Also, hattrick.
     
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    I have been preserving my stamina for the home stretch; seeing that we are a mere five pages away from the mystery prize, I decided that it was time to emerge from the shadows and throw my hat in the ring. My schedule is more clear than diddy's face post-proactiv and, though I don't have a child's height worth of snow out back, this weather precludes all but the most sedentary of activities.
     
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