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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. zyron

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    I was going to guess the same thing but when I hit post I saw you already posted it.
     
    #1561 zyron, Dec 13, 2010
  2. Gravitas

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    I'm assuming that if you guess correctly you won't regift it.

    So that means you actually want a fleshlight.
     
    #1562 Gravitas, Dec 13, 2010
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    Who doesn't want to fuck a flashlight?
     
    #1563 konatown, Dec 13, 2010
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    now now, can't have this thread getting too far derailed.

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    and an airbrush special...
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  5. Gravitas

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    It's not that I don't want to. It's just that I wouldn't want anyone to know I did.

    Like riding a scooter.
     
    #1565 Gravitas, Dec 13, 2010
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    You know you want the alien fleshlight...
    [​IMG]
     
    #1566 abneretta, Dec 13, 2010
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    Now the age old question...Ice Cream or Crown Royal?

    I think we all know the obvious answer here.
     
    #1567 Diablo, Dec 13, 2010
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    Crown Royal float?
     
    #1568 konatown, Dec 13, 2010
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    First thing in my mind was what the fuck. Then I thought, wait, why does SHE know about that?

    Explain yourself!
     
    #1569 konatown, Dec 13, 2010
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    You could be on to something here...
     
    #1570 Diablo, Dec 13, 2010
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    I watch/listen to the Joe Rogan podcast occasionally. It's sponsored by the fleshlight and they talk about that one a lot.
     
    #1571 abneretta, Dec 13, 2010
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    Some vanilla ice cream, Crown Royal, cherries or cherry syrup and you got a fucking delicious winner.
     
    #1572 konatown, Dec 13, 2010
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    My money is on a leftover spittoon, if I'm right just burn it.
     
    #1573 Frank, Dec 13, 2010
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    I'm guessing it will be of these bad boys.
    [​IMG]
     
    #1574 Racer-X, Dec 13, 2010
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    Id take a free fleshlight. I wouldnt pay 80 bucks for something I can already do a good job with using my left hand, but for free, sure.
     
    #1575 jordan_paul, Dec 13, 2010
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    More or less than they talk about this:
     

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    And what if the universe you're in is changed, just ever so slightly?
     
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    Type in "Vaginoplasy" on Google images and you'll see a few that look like that. Minus the blue color, of course.
     
    #1578 Danger Boy, Dec 13, 2010
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    Is it just me, or did this thread just go from 110 pages, to 68 pages then back up to 82 pages?
     
    #1579 jordan_paul, Dec 13, 2010
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    Well, this is good bye. I'll see you guys when 107 pages comes around again.
     
    #1580 konatown, Dec 13, 2010
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