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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Truthfully, I didn't recognize the guy. He had long hair and a goatee, and I was telling him he should try out for a part in Batman Returns. I guess we effected each other that night.

    Seriously, why would you arrest somebody for jacking off in a porno theatre? That's like arresting NFL fans for cheering at a game or arresting an NFL football player for doing drugs.
     
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  2. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Anything further said by you is nullified by this.

    In other news, boobs: [​IMG]
     
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  3. iczorro

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    She girl didn't want so many gifs in one post, I guess, so I'll spread the Shakira ass out (That's what she said).

    [​IMG]
     
    #143 iczorro, Dec 2, 2010
  4. Gravitas

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    One of the sexiest things I have ever seen in a music video:
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    #144 Gravitas, Dec 2, 2010
  5. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Gif me a break already, dudes. I'm getting motion sickness. Ha! I'm a punny guy.

    Time for my theme music:


    now, time for Al Bundy's theme music:


    Yeah, I'm high. Fuck off.
     
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  6. Racer-X

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    I think one of the best things going on in women's fashion these days are those yoga pants. I seem to see women wearing them at the grocery store more than anywhere else and they make shopping trips a lot more fun.

    [​IMG]

    *I'd like to see someone use this move to get something from the bottom shelf.
     
    #146 Racer-X, Dec 2, 2010
  7. Primer

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    I've said it before and I'll say it again: The man* who invented yoga pants is a god.

    *It's obvious a man invented them, sure, a chick could have but lets get real here. I bet he likes to sit and "people watch" as well.
     
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  8. abneretta

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    I keep starting to post and then losing interest, so this is the cliff notes version:

    Work sucks.
    Beer is good.
    Yay, Friday is tomorrow!
    Fringe was on my tv for the last hour but I paid approximately 2% attention to it so I'm going to have to rewatch.
    I have moved on to It's Always Sunny. Attention span has immediately increased.
    Going to a concert on Monday! Whoo!
    I have to work Tuesday but have given up trying to fool myself that I won't drink.

    And I present to you the best band you've never heard of. I'll be in Lawrence, KS on Monday basking in their glory:

     
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  9. katokoch

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    I left the house at 7:45 am and just arrived back at 8:30 pm. Classes and work nonstop today. My turn.

    In exactly one month I will be leaving for this place:

    [​IMG]

    I'll be spending two weeks in São Paulo and I couldn't be more excited. Well, maybe more if I was there for the semester, but the two week trip is part of a class I'm in and is the one way I can study abroad and still graduate soon.

    I'm going into the jungle bitches. The JUNGLE!
     
    #149 katokoch, Dec 2, 2010
  10. BL1Y

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    I did my first photoshopping ever tonight:

    [​IMG]

    You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming. I'll even help:

    [​IMG]
     
    #150 BL1Y, Dec 2, 2010
  11. konatown

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    Take one of those rifles you build. Just to keep the police off your shit.
     
    #151 konatown, Dec 2, 2010
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    How about yoga shorts?
    [​IMG]
     
    #152 Noahh, Dec 2, 2010
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    Wait...those are real?
     
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    How about yoga ass?

    [​IMG]
     
    #154 BL1Y, Dec 2, 2010
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    My wife just used the phrase "you know the rules."

    And I know what she meant.

    And I obeyed.

    Fuck my life.


    (It was in regard to pouring gasoline on the bonfire while she was in the house.)
     
    #155 Samr, Dec 2, 2010
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    Since we are on the topic of Yoga, Ive been searching out flexibility stuff today. Here's a little something I came across on wikipedia:
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    Some of the pretzel stuff is kind of weird looking some of it is FUCKING HOT.....
     
    #156 Kubla Kahn, Dec 2, 2010
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    Stoned like a rape victim in Riyadh and this song is amazing.
     
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  18. Samr

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    Motherfuckers I thought this was supposed to be the DRUNK thread, not the sober-post-fine-asses thread. I can find that shit on my own. (thought I'm not complaining) Less candy ass post, more drunken rants.

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    Yeah, I did that shit, to a brown paper bag full of fuckin fireworks. You know what happens when you set gasoline fire to a shit-ass bottle rocket that happens to be pointed directly at you (from inside the paper fuckin bag)? Exactly what you'd expect. Shit tore off like a fuckin slave running from a damn plantation.

    In unrelated news I'm about to graduate in about a week so I tossed my whole fucking filing cabinet full of old school work into the damn bonfire while drinking jim beam and laughing at pretty much anything. My carbon footprint is the size of a damn state by now.

    Tomorrow I'm gonna go to costco and get about 5 handles of top shelf liquor for around $150 bucks.

    Gotta love America*.




    *Not canada.
     
    #158 Samr, Dec 3, 2010
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    This may or may not make me a bad person, but I love nothing more than when people fulfill their racial stereotypes. Tonight at work 4 black dudes came and one of my co-workers grabbed their drinks from them and set them on the counter. He then came over to inform me that all of them were drinking extra-large orange pops. Easily made my night 10x better.
     
    #159 jennitalia, Dec 3, 2010
  20. konatown

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    Blacks in Canada? You must be mistaken.

    Also gives a whole new dimension to the restaurant slang 'table of Canadians'
     
    #160 konatown, Dec 3, 2010
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