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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Gravitas

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    Nettdata must want a shot at the fleshlight.
     
  2. Samr

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    Few fingers of Sapphire gin, rocks with a tiny bit of lime.

    How people don't like gin, I'll never know.
     
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    What just happened? My perceptions of permanence have been forever changed.

    Is there anything than a hot chick in a wet t-shirt?
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    Oh but you couldn't be more wrong. Nettdata doesn't want to give up his fleshlight. You think we're gonna buy you a new one? With 2 clits? Dream on.
     
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    No Vanilla, so I used mint chocolate chip mixed with my crown and coke. Probably never gonna do that one again. A chunky alcoholic drink is not really my thing...although the ice cream wasn't that bad with a hint of booze in it. That could work somehow.


    Maybe because it tastes like you're drinking a pine forest in Canadia...with a splash of lime.

    Says the guy who just added mint chocolate chip ice cream to a crown and coke....
     
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    Just got to play in the realm of whisky flavors. No way chocolate is going to work. Mint could work with a bourbon. Mint Julep float? Decent fucking idea right there.

    Who else wants to open a boozy-icecream stand?
     
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    Wet chick without a t-shirt.
     
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    I wish I had a TARDIS.
     
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    Throw it in the blender, alcoholic milkshake. That sounds fantastic, if only I wasn't all out if ice cream.

    The wet t-shirt just does it for me. Not much is left to the imagination, but I guess it adds some mystery.

    edit: what the fuck is up with the page numbers?
     
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    Nettdata, you're making my brain hurt. Would you decide how many pages we're on and leave it please?

    Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
     
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    My roommates showed me this yesterday and I can't watch it without cracking up. The last one is the best.
     
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    I don't know what's going on with this thread, but all I have to say ius More Booze!!!!@
     
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    You can't interfere with your personal timeline, your manipulations would have created a paradox. You should know better than that.

    No, seriously, i've watched A LOT of Doctor Who on netflix streaming over the past 2 months. Those Brits are onto something.
     
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    Yah Mon. Higher than a king snake in a shugga-cane tree.

    Thought we were through with the Storm Of The Century, may have two more feet of snow dropped on us overnight. The lake effect has been some sort of sick practical joke this year. We're like Wile E. Coyote that just can't dodge the booby-trap.

    These Happy Days are yours and mine....
     
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    As per request, and because it's been far too long, Happy XMas.

     
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    I have 15 pages of writing to do between tonight and tomorrow and I can't get this song out of my head.

    I mean it could be worse, but still... shit.
     
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    Very true. You could be duct taped to the flagpole outside the Bay of Pigs Memorial Dance.
     
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    I just watched the last nine episodes of this season of Mad Men. Betty is a fucking CUNT.
     
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    I just think its fucking crazy that this thread is around 1/5 the length of the entire rant and rave thread and its only about 2 weeks old.
     
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