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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. DrFrylock

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    #1601 DrFrylock, Dec 14, 2010
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    Guess where I bled from tonight and win a prize!
     
    #1602 hotwheelz, Dec 14, 2010
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    Colostomy hole?
     
    #1603 Kubla Kahn, Dec 14, 2010
  4. DrFrylock

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    Urethra?
     
    #1604 DrFrylock, Dec 14, 2010
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    No, you sick bastard.
     
    #1605 hotwheelz, Dec 14, 2010
  6. hotwheelz

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    My balls
     
    #1606 hotwheelz, Dec 14, 2010
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    This begs an obvious question...
     
    #1607 Juice, Dec 14, 2010
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    Seriously your balls or just your scrot?

    Either way you shouldn't do that.
     
    #1608 DrFrylock, Dec 14, 2010
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    Right between the taint and balls. God obviously hates me.
     
    #1609 hotwheelz, Dec 14, 2010
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    What the fuck is happening in here? Jesus.
     
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    Here's a picture:

    Fuck the Chiefs
     
    #1611 hotwheelz, Dec 14, 2010
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    Well that's easy for you to say when the Broncos are obviously going to the Superbowl. Your team is doing so much better than Kansas City this year, lemme tell ya.

    Oh and fuck Tim Tebow.
     
    #1612 abneretta, Dec 14, 2010
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    In the end, you're still from Missouri, you lose.
     
    #1613 hotwheelz, Dec 14, 2010
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    Touche.

    I'd better get back to work. Promise me when I get back on here later there won't be talk of bleeding testicles.
     
    #1614 abneretta, Dec 14, 2010
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    And we have a winner! As I told you in PM, I'm not able to drive to the post office, but I'll get it to you as soon as I can.

    As for the rest of you, you are not even close in your guesses. Catfish guts and boats? Come on, now. That is gross and impractical. I won't tell yall what it is (surprises are more fun), I'll leave that to Kona to reveal once he receives it. But if someone does guess it, I'll let everyone know, how's that?

    But there might be something new in the works- stay tuned. And keep posting.
     
    #1615 Blue Dog, Dec 14, 2010
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    On Christmas morning it is extremely important to add extra rations of fat and calories to our booze. So we have a tradition of milk punches. A milk punch is nothing more than a vanilla milk shake with bourbon. Dust a little nutmeg on the top to garnish.

    It works extremely well.
     
    #1616 Noland, Dec 14, 2010
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    Frylock just got a boner.
     
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    Holy shit.

    That was completely out of line and I haven't laughed that hard in weeks.
     
    #1618 konatown, Dec 14, 2010
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    You know what really sucks? We made it this far without a single post in the boobie thread...

    ~weeps~
     
    #1619 dubyu tee eff, Dec 14, 2010
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    Did this make anyone else think of The Milk Steak in Always Sunny?

    Video in link.
     
    #1620 Fernanthonies, Dec 14, 2010
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