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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Durbanite

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    I think it's time that the Boobie thread be closed. Everyone just posts random tits/ass into the WDT's, anyway.

    It's so nice I missed the playoffs in the Free Fantasy Football League by one match, since my team took a giant shit in the last 3 weeks. Fuck.

    Arsenal also managed to play like useless fuckbags against Manchester United last night. Congrats. assholes. You aren't going to win the league by passing through a fucking defence. There's enough small waifs in the team - where's an old-fashioned Route One centre forward when you need him?

    I haven't started drinking aggressively as of yet, but I soon will.

    Oh, compulsory 80's kitschy video (I think it's kitschy, but the song is AWESOME):

     
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  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    However comma a board member did post a pciture of her own boobies right here in this thread. That counts for something, right? I mean, noone ever posts a side boob shot, but still . . .
     
    #1622 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 14, 2010
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    I heard about this on the radio this morning.

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    Some of them are creepy as hell. Still, it seemed appropriate for this place.
     
    #1623 abneretta, Dec 14, 2010
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    You shut your dirty whore mouth.
     
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    Okay, that is it. I didn't have a reason, as of yet, but I'm calling your parents and getting you put down.
     
    #1625 Primer, Dec 14, 2010
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    Am I seriously going to have to go look through 114 pages to find this. Anybody wanna hook a gal up with a page number?
     
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  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, we're on page 113. So, if you post yours here, you won't have to look through but one.
     
    #1627 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 14, 2010
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    What a cock tease.
     
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    What else is he going to be? He can barely move.
     
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    Yes, a page number would be nice...I'm way too lazy to look thru 113 pages.
     
    #1630 Trickysista, Dec 14, 2010
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    Page 28 has a pic of a member showing us her new bra. Is that it?

    No I did not search over 113 pages. I remembered new bra and used the search function. I'M BRILLIANT!

    EDIT: Same member diff pic.
     
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    Page 32. Maybe add your own to the thread. Tis the season for giving...
     
    #1632 twopy, Dec 14, 2010
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    Jesus Christ, Gloria Steinhem. Can you please find yourself a parade and go rain on it?

    We only have what, half a dozen women in this board. Keep hope alive, maybe a lawsuit will make us famous or something.

    I need to buy some of this shit. It's called Liquid Ass and I guess its absolute shit smell is vomit-inducing. These schnooks spray it in foyers at fast food places:
     
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    Looks tasty.
     
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    Road racing has been taken to the lamest possible level:

     
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    I am/was the proud owner of Liquid Ass. It is everything it's cracked (ha!) up to be, and more.

    Ordered it online, when it arrived the package it was shipped in smelled so bad I decided to burn it.

    - First victim was my now-wife. She likes to take really hot showers, and our bathroom was really small. Accordingly, it got really foggy. Ever farted in a foggy shower? Yeah, it makes you take another shower. So I did what any decent boyfriend would do: I cracked the door, and sprayed a few pumps inside. I could tell she smelled it when I heard the sounds of throwing up.

    - Stored it in the top of the closet. Closet smelled so bad I went through a can of febreeze and burned incense candles trying to get rid of the smell. Horrible idea. So I stored it after that in a baggie.

    - Second victim: now brother-in-law. It was a family gathering over there and the first one he had brought his new girlfriend to. I decided to spray a few pumps of liquid ass onto his back when he was not looking. It was terrible. Everyone noticed. His girlfriend got embarrassed, he got embarrassed, and eventually, they blamed each other for the smell. It was hilarious.

    - To make up for that, I gave him the bottle of liquid ass. He took it to his school, ruined a few of his friends' cars' interiors, destroyed the hallways, caused pandemonium in the teacher's lounge and incited a rather awkward situation in a class before the liquid was eventually found and confiscated.

    Moral of the stories: buy liquid ass. It's worth every fucking penny (and it's cheap).
     
    #1636 Samr, Dec 14, 2010
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    But you'd still be ballsack. Any witty comebacks you have are like my legs. Invalid.
     
    #1637 hotwheelz, Dec 14, 2010
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    Is the 'gift' posting Kona's personal information on the board so we can all send him spam for being an asshole and calling Frank (a fine and upstanding gentleman might I add) a pussy earlier in this thread?
     
    #1638 Frank, Dec 14, 2010
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    My arms feel like lead balloons from the vaccinations I had to take. Got a dose of hepatitis A in one arm, Hep B and polio/tetanus/diphtheria in the other. It is safe to say I am feeling all kinds of rough right now

    So mulled wine by the pint glass, crappy films and xbox till I pass out is the plan for tonight.
     
    #1639 lyle, Dec 14, 2010
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    Pussy. At least you can count.

    According to my calendar today is:

    December 14
    The "Shot Heard Around the World" is fired between American Revolutionaries and British soldiers. Celebrate with the #1 shot drank around the world.

    You know what that means?

    Jager.
     
    #1640 konatown, Dec 14, 2010
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