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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. scotchcrotch

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    Good comeback Wheelz, I don't care how much Social Security money you spend on prostitutes now.
     
    #1641 scotchcrotch, Dec 14, 2010
  2. Gravitas

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    Angelina Jolie dat ass.
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    #1642 Gravitas, Dec 14, 2010
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    Thats nice, but its no Natty's sister ass.
     
    #1643 konatown, Dec 14, 2010
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    Does she really have that massive tatt on her back?
     
    #1644 shegirl, Dec 14, 2010
  5. scotchcrotch

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    The ass is nice, but those might be the most masculine arms on a woman outside of a bodybuilder.

    Angelina Jolie's ass with Kevin Bacon's forearms.
     
    #1645 scotchcrotch, Dec 14, 2010
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    Here ya go, cupcake:
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    #1646 Crown Royal, Dec 14, 2010
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    Having a couple wobbly pops tonight in front of the tv. This was yesterdays Dilbert cartoon and I instantly thought of you filthy fucking degenerates..

    That is all.
     

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    Dilbert? Wobbly pops?

    Sounds like you'll be getting a case HIV sooner or later.
     
    #1648 konatown, Dec 14, 2010
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    I too, have liquid ass. My cousin gave me a bottle because he ordered it on the internet and it came in 3's. The shit is rank. If you smell the bottle it's in, its smells like really bad breath or highly concentrated moth balls. Once sprayed, even just a little bit, it smells like someone had hot diarrhea in your nose and mouth.

    Naturally, I went into my roommate's room and did a few squirts into his pile of laundry while he was at work. The smell set in really nice. When he got home later that evening, I heard him rummaging through his room, I guess trying to find the smell. He thought the dog took a crap in his room. He slept in there anyway. The smell fades in about half a day. I highly recommend it for pranks.
     
    #1649 xrayvision, Dec 14, 2010
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    To be fair, I was showing off my belt buckle. My boobs just came along for the ride.

    This has been a ridiculously long week for it being only Tuesday. Tomorrow I'm having sushi with a few friends though, so there's that to look forward to. I'm seriously considering taking a discretionary day January 3rd. I'm sure it's frowned upon to take off the first work day of the new year but I don't really give a shit. So that works out.
     
    #1650 abneretta, Dec 14, 2010
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    Just got back from walmart with two cases of 12 gauge shells and a box of 550 .22 hollow points. Had to re-stock, my supply got low.

    Now I'm drinking a fantastic gin martini (gin + glass) to celebrate. Life is good.
     
    #1651 Samr, Dec 14, 2010
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    Woohoo! Mail man just brought me a box. Makers Mark sent me a set of molds for ice balls.

    Shitty gift.
     
    #1652 konatown, Dec 14, 2010
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    Did you really just refer to yourself in the third person?

    I'll have to go confer with the other mods, but I do believe this warrants some sort of punitive action.
     
    #1653 Nettdata, Dec 14, 2010
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    I see your Angelina Jolie ass and raise you a Jessica Biel ass.

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    While Angelina is a gorgeous woman, she doesn't really have good shapely hips
     
    #1654 mya, Dec 14, 2010
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    She does, however, win the award for Largest Tramp Stamp In The Galaxy.
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    #1655 Crown Royal, Dec 14, 2010
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    That's it people, the power has gone to their heads, it's time for a revolution!! VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!

    WHO'S WITH ME?!?!
     
    #1656 Frank, Dec 14, 2010
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    Frank is.
     
    #1657 konatown, Dec 14, 2010
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    Eh, I am googling pictures of famous people's asses and drinking wine. With a schedule like that, who has time to revolt?
     
    #1658 mya, Dec 14, 2010
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    Yeah...this isn't Loyalists you're up against, it's people with "the button" at their disposal but you go ahead over the thin red line. Maybe you could start another message board with only the cool people from here. It's work like gangbusters before.

    I like how it's a comittee. It gives a sinister, evil edge to it like they're criminals planning to kill somebody or something cool like that.

    FUCK I'm high.
     
    #1659 Crown Royal, Dec 14, 2010
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    I see your pic of Jessica Biel and raise you the gif that I posted on page six.

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    If we are doing famous people here is another that I'm quite fond of.
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    #1660 Gravitas, Dec 14, 2010
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