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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. RCGT

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    4 pages. 4 pages. GODDAMMIT WHY CANT I STOP PROCRASTINATING
     
    #1661 RCGT, Dec 14, 2010
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    Third Jack and Coke of the night, FWB is on her way over. . . Pretending I don't have two more exams to round off the semester. Oh well, they aren't tomorrow.
     
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    Is it like you're walking on sunshine?



    Hot tea and brandy. There was actual frost on my yard last night. In Florida. This is awesome not to wake up with my bed sheet looking like a corpse outline in sweat.
     
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    The T.Ocho show (TO + Ocho Cinco, talk show/interview format) is on. They're insane ego-maniacs. I'm about to turn this into a drinking game. Rules (so far):

    - Every time they point to the other person (drink)
    - Every time they refer to themselves in the third person (drink)
    - Every time they reference their athletic skills (drink)
    - Whenever they mention their womanizing skills (finish your drink)
    - You pick a person. Finish your drink or take a shot every time your person makes a joke that no one else laughs at (there's TO, Ocho Cinco, and the interviewer)
    - For every time your person makes a sex reference, you pick someone else to take a drink.

    Wish me luck.
     
    #1664 Samr, Dec 14, 2010
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    I am working on completing a paper for the last class I need to take in order to complete my Spanish minor. I have six pages left to go and much research and thesis proving to do.

    I have the house to myself (silence is golden), I have a 5-hour energy shot in my system, and I am positively focused on my computer screen. Zero other distractions. Not even porn or weed or those damned internet messageboards.

    I'm gonna get this bitch done by midnight.
     
    #1665 katokoch, Dec 14, 2010
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    fuck papers fuck papers fuck papers fuck papers fuck papers
     
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    Just watched my first scytheria(sp) video the other day...Completely changed my view of the world, i feel like anything is possible. Sidenote.. I may or may not have pissed my pants from getting so drunk last night... I don't know whats worse, pissing my pants and knowing it or pissing my pants and not knowing it. Drinking hard after an all nighter= no good.

    Im not sure as only the back of my pants were wet and i wore the same underwear to sleep and they weren't wet in the morning, but my friend insisted they smelled.. I think I might have fell in the snow when I went to pull my car in and almost railed my friends roommates car cause they let me pull it in COMPLETELY hammered drunk. Dumb.

    Fuck it, I have no shame nor morals ... anyways I have a lab to finish and a paper due friday and I can't get shit done for work...I sincerely hate the end of the semester.. All I'm thinking of is splurging woman jizz all over the place.
     
    #1667 Sleeves, Dec 14, 2010
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    We're just too damned sober for this thread. Fuck sakes it needs to be Friday already.

    We need some Toytoy too. Any volunteers to serve as a replacement?
     
    #1668 katokoch, Dec 15, 2010
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    I'm pretty sure Samr is doing a fairly effective job at that.
     
    #1669 Queen-Bee, Dec 15, 2010
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    Courtesy of some friends of mine at the University of Illinois:



    The bus driver got fired after this apparently. I'm still waiting to hear the whole story.
     
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  11. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    That's it. I'm chopping my fucking nose off. Worthless goddamn appendage.
     
    #1671 dubyu tee eff, Dec 15, 2010
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    Dude, WWII is over. No one will send you to the gulag anymore.
     
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    This refrain has been echoing in the back of my mind for days. I think it's the drunk part of me that trying to manifest itself. Repression like this isn't going to be cured with any talking cure, that's for damn sure.
     
    #1673 Sam N, Dec 15, 2010
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    This morning, woke up, went to my office to check e-mails before I headed out.

    There's one squirrel (that I've posted about before) that usually runs around the yard around this time of morning, eating so much... whatever it is that squirrels eat, that it visibly gets fatter by the day.

    Well this morning, I sat down on my computer, looked outside, and the damn squirrel was getting fucked by another squirrel. Right on our damn patio. Maybe 10 feet away from me. It was soft-core squirrel porn.

    I felt dirty.

    So of course I took a picture of it, and sent it to my wife at work. That'll wake her up.
     
    #1674 Samr, Dec 15, 2010
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    Now it's the glue factory, Elmer.
     
    #1675 scotchcrotch, Dec 15, 2010
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    I ride a desk for a living, what can I say. I relate to it.
    Beer.
    I don't see the correlation there.
     
    #1676 The Beer Baron, Dec 15, 2010
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    I posted a couple of Dog Fort comics earlier. I just found this one and it might be the best yet.
    Spoilered for huge:
    [​IMG]
     
    #1677 Racer-X, Dec 15, 2010
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    They have a reddit for that: http://www.reddit.com/r/Dogfort/
     
    #1678 Primer, Dec 15, 2010
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    This kind of reminds me of an epic Mario series someone did using flash, it's 8-bit, but so freaking well done.

    Part 1

    Part 2

    Part 3

    Part 4

    Part 5
     
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  20. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    An old favorite.

    [​IMG]
     
    #1680 dubyu tee eff, Dec 15, 2010
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