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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. ASL

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    For some reason solo day drinking and watching Dexter or Breaking Bad has more appeal than studying. Something tells me I should at least try to resist. I'm already procrastinating by being on here, what's a little whiskey?
    It's the end of my first semester back in school, 23 year old freshman. Problem is I don't eat up all the shit the other kids seem to. I'm in a graphical design class dealing with SolidWorks and the sort, but can't stand that an IT guy is lecturing me about bolt hole sizes and part drawings. I've been an aircraft mechanic for a few years now and know that everything he says is generic and different for most industries. Oh well, gotta learn to play the game.
     
  2. Blue Dog

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    I've got an even better one for you:

    Eat a bunch of pain medicine and watch "The Adventures of Milo and Otis".

    Holy shit- this might be the funniest movie I have ever seen in my life. Seriously- go get drunk and watch this movie. Do it. Now.
     
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    My class convinced a local bar to give us drink specials if we promised to all go there after our last final. We got the owner to give us $1 off all draft beers, and a $5 any shot and a beer special. Obviously I'm going with Boilermakers. Now, when I'm broke I generally do well whiskey and Budweiser. This time though, since it's $5 for any shot and a beer, I'm taking no prisoners. So what Boilermaker combos can you recommend? What shot would go well with a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale for example? Jameson and Guinness? Woodford Reserve and Stella?
     
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    Can you do a half Bailey's half Jameson shot? If so, drink half the Guinness first and do car bombs to your hearts content, just make sure you don't have to drive afterward.
     
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    dear god FUCK PAPERS FUCK PAPERS FUCK PAPERS FUCK PAPERS FUCK PAPERS FUCK PAPERS

    seriously though.
     
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    It has been 30 hours since I last slept. I have 7 hours to write 4 pages. And then I have to take three finals.

    I think it's naptime.
     
  7. Devils Advocate

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    My bank just called me. Some cock sucking, douche bag, has stolen my credit card number, has proceeded to go online, and try to buy a bunch of computer bullshit. I have only had this card number for 3 months. THREE DAMN MONTHS.

    My co-worker decided to put up a giant Christmas tree in the middle of the office today, and blare Christmas music. All.Day.Long. I hate Christmas music, and I really hate Christmas.

    This is cause to drink after work.
     
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    Jokes on you because I already shit my pants and, therefore, don't need the bathroom. I WIN BITCH!
     
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    Oh my God I fucking love Irish Car Bombs. Usually when I'm out with friends I will do one if I'm feeling saucy, but I think I need to have a night sometime soon that involves a large number of them spread throughout the night.

    Tonight, though, The Girlfriend is making lasagna and we are watching more Lost. I may even enjoy a nice single malt.

    Definitely looking forward to this weekend, we are celebrating a friend's 30th birthday at a nice Japanese steak house here in town and I get paid that day (the "extra" paycheck in a three paycheck month) so I am planing on splurging on some great food and drinks. Can't wait.
     
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    Can someone explain why that picture of the boxer with the curly wig on and sign that says "Hide yo kidz, hide yo wife" is supposed to be funny? What is it referencing? I must have missed it...
     
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    Technically, the joke is on your nurse.
     
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    Michigan pride.
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    SGEDIT:The other is working fine as was this one. Deleting because now it's a duplicate post and I don't wanna see it twice. She's a nut now anyway.
     
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    Yeah, cuz it's so fucking impossible to download and then save as an attachment! Foiled again!
     
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    I've already posted more in this thread than I have in any other thread on this board. So alone....

    ...I sit here in the dark, typing. A bottle of Walker at my right hand, a gun a my left. Darkness......Darkness all around me.
     
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    Soco and Dr. P = pretty much the best shit on earth.
     
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    oh and for best ass I nominate jaime pressly just saying.
     

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    Skip to :18...

     
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  20. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    God fucking whorefondling christ is that last one not working either? The picture is not worth all this trouble but just because it is pissing me off that I can't successfully post an image (by the way, I resent that, dcc).
     

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