The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

I too have the fireplace channel. I bought one of those Amish fireplaces, too. Heat up a room like a bitch and they cost pennies to run. My kid can touch it without getting burned which is cool, so I hope she doesn't scald herself on an ACTUAL fireplace when visiting someone else's home.

Just finished plowing through four solid feet deep of fallen snow to reach the shed. Nothing stands between me and the bong.

Man, Pinnochio is still such an awesome film after all these years. The earliest Disney films were in a class by themselves. Probably the painstaking work that went into them back in the Golden Years, but they had a charm to them probably because the original genius ol' Walt himself was still at the helm, makin' cartoons and hatin' Jews. It's not as tough these days, in fact I'll be voicing Steve the egg timer in the next Pixar film HOLY SHIT, THE FURNITURE CAN TALK!! starring Owen Wilson as Marty the giddy-yet-charismatic refridgerator that you just want to murder with a roofing hammer whenever he opens his mouth.

 

50*F to 60*F? Christ, does your igloo at least have indoor plumbing? Damn savages up there...

 

We had an ongoing battle over this at work. Some lunatic turned the heat up to the 80s in our office. I had to take extra breaks just so I could slip outside and keep from sweating. Thankfully us Scandinavians won out and now we keep it around a comfortable mid 60s.

 

Jesus the fuck christ. I set my air conditioner to 77f to cool shit down to a comfortable temperature.

 

That is fucking hot. I have the heat at 63f and it is 20f outside right now.

 

You must live in Bizarro world. Everwhere I've ever been it's the men turning down the thermostat and women complaining about being "chilly".

I keep my house between 70-72 in the winter and 76-78 in the summer.

 

Afuckingmen. My roommate constantly bitches about the temperature when it's 75 and is super happy when it's 65. It's madness.

 

It's called interior Canada. My place is set about 60F as well; it feels great when the alternative is the outdoors at ~1.4*F.

In other news: Vodka + OJ = I feel better.

 

Dear god I live with a Swede and she complains when it gets below 70 in the house. Keeping it at 60 would be a deathwish for me as she would suck the life warmth out of me as I slept.

 

This is the thermometer in my basement cellar.



Perfect for storing beer, food, and other stuff. Makes it a BITCH to work down in the basement though... the window is drafty in the cellar room and there are plenty of leaks. Kinda forces you to bundle up even when you're around the house, At least we don't spend much on bills. I've got the big windows on the main level filmed off and make certain the doors are sealed so it's tolerable up above and we don't lose heat, but that basement is cold.

 

My father's cheapness trained me at an early age. Temperature is kept at 68f in the winter at the highest, turned down to 65 at night and 80 in the summer if the air conditioning is running at all, which is rare. That's about where I feel comfortable now. I guess it is a matter of where you grew up but still, you Canadians be crazy.

In other news, my cold has developed into a wonderful sinus infection and pink eye. I got home from school on Saturday night, didn't go out out because I was beat from traveling, and have been sick ever since. Wonderful way to start winter break. My home friends are pissed at me because I can't hang out, and I haven't even been able to see my fuck buddy. God dammit to hell I want to just feel better and get stoned and drunk off my ass and act a fool with people I haven't seen in so long.

But enough about my woes, here are some tits:

 

My dad lives in Virginia.

In the Summer, the house is set to 68 degrees. In the Winter, the house is set to 68 degrees.

No matter what, it is fucking freezing.

 

Seriously? The drunk thread having a lengthy discussion about thermostats?

*sigh*

Put on a scarf and boots and you'll be fine.

 

In the winters, we set our thermostat at 68 in the day if we're not here, 70 if we are. At night, it always goes down to 66, but that is because we have flannel sheets and love it to be cold in the house, because it just makes it feel that much warmer under the covers. There is nothing worse than trying to sleep in a hot house.

During the Summer, it is set at 74 if we're not here, and 72 if we are. Then at night we turn it down to 68, but if it is fairly cool outside, we'll just turn it off and open up the windows and turn on some fans.

Our power/gas bill is budgeted to us by our company. In other words, they charge us the same thing every month. If we go over, we pay the difference at the end of the year. We go under, and they credit our account at the end of the year. So far (7 months at this house), we've paid $80 more than we've used. We keep up this pace, and we'll end up getting a pretty decent credit at the end of the year.

Completely unrelated note:

Every time I watch those "Trojan Vibrations Triphoria" commercial, and they call it a 'massager,' I laugh. Everyone knows exactly what it is, and it isn't like the commercial doesn't use the word "vibrate." Hell, the website is called "Trojan Vibrations." It is well past midnight. Just call it a fucking vibrator.

I still remember in high school when a group of us were hanging out at one of our female friend's house. She wanted to show us something in her room, but she left her 'personal massager' out. We didn't even notice, until she freaked out and insisted, time and time and time again, that it was just for her back! It was a massager!

I just thought it was funny that she left it laying around on her floor. If it really wasn't a big deal, she wouldn't have freaked out before any of us really noticed.

 

Hoooo-AH!

Hoooo-AH!

You guys want to play night crawlers???

 

I don't even HAVE a thermostat! AYYYY-Yo!!!

 

FINALLY DONE WITH PAPERS!

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