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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. PIMPTRESS

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    You know what's a nice feeling? Forgetting you already paid the bills and being told that you don't owe anything in a confused voice on the phone...
     
    #1761 PIMPTRESS, Dec 16, 2010
  2. Viking33

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    So this is the third or fourth time you've swallowed another man's seed?
     
    #1762 Viking33, Dec 16, 2010
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    In about 24 hours on the dot I'll be racing out of a classroom to get home and to pop a bottle of cheap champagne and light some shit up in celebration of finishing up the most stressful semester I've had yet.

    Until then, fuckkkkkkk studying HR management! You and your damned rules! At least next semester will be nothing but classes in my major.
     
    #1763 katokoch, Dec 16, 2010
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    Let me break down all you need to know about HR, and save you all your studying:

    Human Resources Mission Statement:

    To be the biggest pain in the ass in the Company by promoting counterproductivity and nonsensical annual workshops such as Sexual Harrassment and Coworker Sensitivity training. Also, to make sure everyone is wearing company ensignia at all times because if they dont, then they clearly hate working for said Company.
     
    #1764 Juice, Dec 16, 2010
  5. Viking33

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    Tonight is my rugby team's annual Christmas party... I've been back home with the family the past two years and missed them but the stories are legendary. I've mentioned before the Aryan Freight Train that comprises of me, a Special Forces Captain and a 1 75 Ranger on our team. Captain is gone for SF language courses but the Ranger just got back from a deployment in Iraq. 2/3 is good enough and shit's gonna hit the fan... And by fan I mean jet engine.
     
    #1765 Viking33, Dec 16, 2010
  6. ksp

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    I had no where else to put this, enjoy

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    #1766 ksp, Dec 16, 2010
  7. Jimmy James

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    I haven't done any actual work for about an hour. I think it might be time for me to go home. But first, I'm going to some kind of screener of The Green Hornet in Seattle with some girl who's a stage 5 clinger. If my body is found floating in Lake Washington, it was her.

    Oh, and I traded in my Miata, you relentless dickbags. I owned a Ford Escape for all of 96 hours before I crashed it. I am now the proud driver of my dad's Mercury Sable. I got a call from my insurance company that instead of a total loss, they're going to fix it. I called the body shop and they say that they have no idea what the insurers are talking about. Don't be an Asian driver, kids.

    Dexter Morgan owns an Escape. And he'll murder you to death.
     
    #1767 Jimmy James, Dec 16, 2010
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    You only have one of the three O's (old, Oriental and ovaries) of bad driving. You don't really have much of an excuse for being a shitty driver.
     
    #1768 jennitalia, Dec 16, 2010
  9. TheExtortionist

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    Wow, sounds like you're in line for a stage 5 masturbation session.
     
    #1769 TheExtortionist, Dec 16, 2010
  10. TheExtortionist

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    You're letting him off way too nicely with the "stage 5 clinger" comment.
     
    #1770 TheExtortionist, Dec 16, 2010
  11. Gravitas

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    If you want to rag on him why don't you just do it yourself?
     
    #1771 Gravitas, Dec 16, 2010
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    Jeez...I don't know whether you're going up or down hill with your cars...Miata is bottom of the barrel; Escape...is an Escape, nothing special; Mercury Sable...come now my good man, this is an 80 year old womans car. You went up then back down within 96 hours.
     
    #1772 Diablo, Dec 16, 2010
  13. TheExtortionist

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    I just did. Keep up homo.
     
    #1773 TheExtortionist, Dec 16, 2010
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    You can't even buy a real Ford. Instead you buy the same model thousands of elderly women drive. Maybe you can start trolling the bingo halls for some of that hot 1940s tail. In between gumming your cock and hacking up Morton's Cafeteria early bird she can tell you about Lucky Lindy and doing The Charleston. I'm all for this. THUMBS UP, sir.

    I't's time for Bushmills on the rocks.

    Ho, ho, ho indeed.

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    #1774 CharlesJohnson, Dec 16, 2010
  15. Gravitas

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    Oh, I get it. You're just not funny. Gotcha.
     
    #1775 Gravitas, Dec 16, 2010
  16. Diablo

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    Sr Johnson, check your rep. Great minds think alike
     
    #1776 Diablo, Dec 16, 2010
  17. TheExtortionist

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    #1777 TheExtortionist, Dec 16, 2010
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    I find it so hilarious that the same people who are your friends with your TMMB and RMMB ID are assholes when you show up on the new board... You guys fucking crack me up.
     
    #1778 TheExtortionist, Dec 16, 2010
  19. Gravitas

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    In an effort to get this back on track.

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    Not Christmas themed, but I dig it.

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    #1779 Gravitas, Dec 16, 2010
  20. Durej

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    Just because I cant put this in the Rant and Rave thread. This is for you TheExtortionist

     
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