The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

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I would officially like to submit clamshell packaging as the most unnecessary nuisance ever.

On a related note, I just purchased two fully-automatic airsoft rifles that hold 500 pellets each, as well as two airsoft pistols (for more covert people-shooting). The rifles have clip-on and extendable stocks; the pistols hold 12 rounds a piece and fit in the palm of my hand. In addition to the 9000 regular pellets, I also purchased a pack of 5000 glow-in-the-dark airsoft pellets, just in case I want to use some tracers.

Never underestimate a mischievous drunken redneck with disposable income.

 

My roommates and I bought the glow-in-the-dark airsoft pellets when we were drunk at wal-mart about 3 years ago. We quickly banned them from use after 2 accidental eye shootings in less than a week of us acquiring them. When I moved out last year you could still see the occasional glowing dot in the corners of some rooms and closets.

So worth it.

 

Do the automatics shoot the pellets at enough fps to actually hurt?

I bought a cheap ass automatic one once and the damn thing wouldn't even make anyone wince.

My fraternity got on an airsoft kick and it got to the point where you had to take a gun everywhere or you would be ambushed. The worst was the shower. Getting tagged with one of those will wake you right up though.

And like twopy we were still finding pellets when we cleared out of the house two years later.

 

Three dumps this afternoon/evening and I feel a fourth one coming on. GOD I LOVE MEXICO.

 

Our fraternity's rule with them was if you were wearing pants, you were fair game. I was cheap and only had a pistol with an extended mag that held 30something pellets. I always had that and 2 more mags ready to go at all times. My pistol could break skin. The shotty could as well. As I remember the pistols shot with like 3x more force than the autos.

 

Sitting on the crapper in Mexico is a hell of a lot better then sitting on the crapper in Sacramento.

 

Yes, they hurt. Not terrible, especially if you are a good enough distance away, but enough that you feel it. I was stupid when I first bought the pistol, and I decided to test it out on myself before I started shooting it at other people. Naturally, being an idiot, I went outside, held it point-blank on my bare leg, and pulled the trigger.

Picking the pellet out of my shin hurt quite a bit. I still have the scar.

I've also gotten shot by a daisy red ryder bb gun (point blank too), and that sucks. When we were in high school, we used to do a thing where whenever you had to drunk piss, you had to go outside. And as soon as you started pissing outside, you were fair game with the bb gun. So either you found a good hiding spot, or not, and in that case you had one of two options: either stand there, finish up, and take it like a man, or run like away like a bitch but get piss on your pants.

Worst was a pellet though. Again, I was being an idiot. Finished pissing, walked back to the house right in the line of fire of my brother-in-law as he was pulling the trigger. Nothing he could do. Pellet hit me dead center in the forehead, and I dropped to the ground. Could easily have gone blind.

 

Interview for pretty close to a "dream" job tomorrow. I've done all the preparation I can. Time to decompress with a six-pack of Breckenridge Brewery Christmas Ale, god damn I love living in Colorado.

 

Which is superior to sprinting to your crapper in Mexico. I guess. You barely have time to admire the stars as you try not to shit your pants.

 

Tonight is the last night that I live alone, I'm heading up to Boston tomorrow after work and moving the GF in on Saturday morning. Then the plan is to pump her full of alcohol so she doesn't have motivation to clean and set up the apartment (which would involve me) until Monday when I'm at work. I've made her privy to these plans and luckily she is on board.

As a result I'm getting hammered

 

Glenlivet on the rocks? Why yes, I think I will.

 

Colorado is the bong diggity.

 

I have two pistols sitting in front of me both with loaded mags. When we first bought them we fully expected to have airsoft wars and we even went as far as buying the glow int he dark 'bullet's' like you guys mentioned earlier. What started out as an awesome idea fizzled out into us shooting at the air conditioning vents in our house maybe twice a week with the occasional leg shot when the other wasn't looking.

 

Smoke a bowl to this...

 

I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you have a "medical condition" that is only eased by legal marijuana.

 

It's a terrible condition called not-highitis, the symptoms include restlessness and a general feeling of malaise.

 

Um, yeah...insanity and stuff (cough).

 

Uhhh, I need it for my back.

 

I thought my roommate, who's a Colorado native, was bullshitting when he told me how easy it is to get a prescription for medical marijuana. Then he went to the doctor with "headaches" and returned with a bag of legal pot. It's not so much my thing, but just another reason Colorado is fucking awesome.