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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. BL1Y

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    It's going to be so great when some kids uploads on to YouTube the moment he turned himself blind.

    And by great, I mean awful.
     
    #1821 BL1Y, Dec 17, 2010
  2. JGold

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    Dear Past Self,

    Do not gchat with ex-girlfriends. You are a fag-bitch.

    Sincerely,
    Future JGold
     
    #1822 JGold, Dec 17, 2010
  3. JGold

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    Dear Past Self,

    DO NOT BECOME FACEBOOK FRIENDS WITH EX-GIRLFRIENDS. WHAT. THE FUCK. WERE YOU THINKING.

    Sincerely,
    YOU ARE A BLUE-BALLS BITCH
     
    #1823 JGold, Dec 17, 2010
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    Natural selection. I witnessed my roommate freshman year squirt lemon juice directly into both eyes with big slices we used for drinks earlier that night. He had also just finished setting a corkboard (he stole it off of someones door while on his way back to our room) on top of two trash cans flipped upside down... and jumped on top of it from his lofted bed.

    He was an entertaining fella.
     
    #1824 katokoch, Dec 17, 2010
  5. Gravitas

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    Well, considering I have already posted more in this thread than any other thread on the board I might as well continue. So here. we. go.

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    #1825 Gravitas, Dec 17, 2010
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    And with the lovely images of the previous post, I'm calling it a night.
     
    #1826 Reifer, Dec 17, 2010
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    My retarded neighbors just whacked a possum in the forehead with a broom handle outside my apartment.

    He's alive, but I'm sure (from the blood) that he's got a nasty concussion. He's up and around, so I'm trying to keep them from killing him before he leaves.

    Don't really have a problem with killing shit, but try to minimize the blood on my doorstep, please.
     
    #1827 iczorro, Dec 17, 2010
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    The greatest Christmas movie of all time, Bad Santa, just wrapped up on TV. You can keep It's A Wonderful Life and The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. Billy Bob and friends are the shit.

    This work of art embodies all that is Christmas - sex, foul language, booze, violence and of course touching moments, life lessons and a happy ending. Who doesn't cry when Santa gets gunned down on the doorstep with a fluffy pink stuffy in his outstretched arm?

    *sniffle*

    I love you Santa.
     
    #1828 Queen-Bee, Dec 17, 2010
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    Why can't it just be all dudes, all the time? We can do everything together, go swimming, ride motorcycles, row boats, and we can have sex with a lot of guys at the same time and...it wouldn't be gay! How is that not a great idea!
     
    #1829 ssycko, Dec 17, 2010
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    Ending up at a bar where the atmoshpere reeks of dollar drafts and Affliction shirts was me and my friends cue to leave tonight....then ended up at the strip club, not much of a step above but, fuck trying to have a good time at a place where every douche had the mean mug on. It was just fights waiting to happen.

    Gin and lime was served well at the titty bar however...soooo good. Fuck there goes my money though.
     
    #1830 KillaKam, Dec 17, 2010
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    What's that Latin saying about alcohol revealing who you are? En vino verito or something? Whatever, the punchline is that you're gay*.



    *Not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
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    That's as thin a veil as a microsheer condom. Of course, all you have to do is become famous. That way, you can have gay sex "On the Down-Low" and it doesn't at all count as being gay!

    Also, it isn't gay if it only happened at summer camp.
     
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  13. iczorro

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    You misquoted. It's from the movie Slackers.

     
    #1833 iczorro, Dec 17, 2010
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    Hahahaha. Oh, silly Frank. That wasn't the last night.
     
    #1834 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 17, 2010
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    Ok, not day drinking yesterday was a good idea, if I did nothing yesterday I probably would have had to stay at work past 2 today and driving into Boston near 5 PM is a whore.

    In other news I am nearly choking myself with my own gas today, wtf? I didn't eat anything weird yesterday. The GF is going to love this.
     
    #1835 Frank, Dec 17, 2010
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    My wife's family is having their Christmas dinner tomorrow. Her mom is a terrible cook, so I'll have to stop on the way there for some Ommegang Three Philosophers to ease my pain. If I drink too much I can always say I got food poisoning from her mom's cooking. My wife has four sisters; too bad they don't look like this:
     

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    In Vino Veritas.

    In other news, I think this song is the theme song for my life:

     
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  18. Viking33

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    Scotch... You naughty, naughty girl. You drunkenth me.

    On a side note- Ardbeg 10 year is fucking phenomenal. We tried classy scotch night after the rugby Christmas party and actually lasted almost an hour. The highlight of my 21 year old palate.
     
    #1838 Viking33, Dec 17, 2010
  19. The Village Idiot

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    Oh, Frank, are you really this dumb? As I've tried telling you people, being married or living together is a waste of time. Are you really itching for a boss that won't sleep with you?

    If so, carry on. Otherwise, get the fuck out of there.
     
    #1839 The Village Idiot, Dec 17, 2010
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    Anyone ever worked on a cruise ship? I want to hear stories before I get too far into this...
     
    #1840 taste_my_rainbow, Dec 17, 2010
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