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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Frank

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    Heh, while this may certainly turn out to be the case later, when we lived together in the past (granted we only lived together for two years) it was awesome. Also, I'm the breadwinner now (we were about equal before) and she's already agreed to take over most of the domestic duties, except cleaning the toilet, I'll give her that one.
     
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    Anbody else as thoroughly disappointed in Hulk Hogan as I am? Have you seen these Rent a Center commercials?
     
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    Alright, it's time to commence operation sacrifice privacy to have a live in maid/prostitute/cook, wish me luck.

    If I'm not back by Monday it means she killed me for allowing the apartment to look like it has been occupied by a feral child for the past couple months.
     
    #1843 Frank, Dec 17, 2010
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    Take a good look at your avatar, in early 2011 if you look in the mirror that is exactly what you will look like.
    Enjoy your prostitute.
     
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    See, if you took this attitude the first time it might have worked out.
     
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    Last exam tomorrow at 8am..
    I'm going to buy a 30 and crack open a steveweiser immediately after I finish and I don't plan on stopping until Sunday..
    My day is going to officially start at around 9:30am... and probably going to end around 9pm cause I am going to be fucked...

    some sober related topics
    Bought a guitar and got a blowjob last night....i love being a rockstar
     
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    Sweet, boss is leaving for the day. I am so going to bail early today.

    We're going to a Japanese Steakhouse for a friends 30th tonight and then a micro brewery for drinks after, and I'm really looking forward to it. I already know I'm going to spend a fortune between me and The Girlfriend, so I'm tempted to just say fuck it and have some nice whisky with dinner too.

    Conversely, tomorrow night we are going out for my best friends sisters birthday, I think she'll be 24-25, and we are going out to one of those trendy crowded bars. I am not looking forward to that one near as much. The Girlfriend has to work and I think I am finally at that age where crowded meat-market bars are just not that fun anymore. Give me good friends and a good restaurant or a laid back bar and I'm a happy camper.
     
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    Hello there fellow drinkers. Tonight is an occasion we trapped under her majestys heel call Mad Friday, I'm sure you yanks have a similar name. I only have £16 to go out with but I'm sure I'll be able to steal some peoples dirnks and get real drunk. Drinking some cans at the moment too setting my self up hapilly enough.

    I know there's some fine Irish Americans here so here's a wee chucky number for you guys
     
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    Someone, please explain why these bars are fun in the first place?
     
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    Cause you can partake in the occasional sex with a hot drunk girl. Just make sure to wrap that shit up. Tight.

    Besides, there is so much unintentional comedy in those places. You see some of the most self-centric people try and hit on the other self-centric people. It's like watching retarded baboons.
     
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    I was going to ask the same thing. I can't tell you when the last time I paid a cover was. Charge me to enter and drink watered down thimble sized drinks I PAY FOR? Huh?

    Back in my crazier days, myself and some GF's were at a one. I wore a black spandex mini dress. I'd caught the attention of an Arab gentleman. While we were dancing, or I could say I was drunkenly grinding on him, one of my GF's came up behind me and yanked my dress down, it was riding......a lot. Some people got to see what was underneath it. Ah, good times.

    Another time with a large group, I forgot to set the ebrake when I parked. Next thing I know I hear my plate number being rattled off by the DJ. How embarrassing. "Would the owner of the Z with plate number xxxxxx please go check your car. It's rolled across the parking lot." Nice. When I went outside there were two bouncers leaning on it keeping it in place. When I went back in I got a round of applause for my dipshit maneuver. Whoopsie.


    Hey Kratos, retarded baboons are everywhere.
     
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    I guess I am on TiB right now....

    I hate Christmas shopping. I still have to finish for the sudo-gf as well as my sister. You women are tough to buy for because you already have every-fucking-thing you like (although with clothes its perpetual). Either way, I like giving so finding the right gift is a priority, but I hate shopping because I can never decide what's perfect. I make this way too stressful.

    Thank god they put Lost seasons 1-4 back on Watch Instantly. It makes the work day much more tolerable.
     
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    I picked up some Highland Park for tonight's Christmas party. I'm a virg to the Scotch, so tonight is the night I become a man. Or force myself to enjoy it, due to the guilt of the financial roundhouse it landed on me, either way.

    Also, Tito's Hand-Made is phenomenal.
     
    #1854 JPrue, Dec 17, 2010
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    All I drink. Costco sells it for $26 a handle (I'm guessing because of our proximity to where it's made), so it's about half the price of the big-name top shelves like goose, stoli, kettle one etc. If everything was the same price, I'd prefer stoli, but titos comes in a really close second. Titos is my favorite for martinis though, although I'm using a handle of svedka for our christmas party tomorrow (costco $18 a handle).

    Got a friend a magnum of Godiva's chocolate vodka. I'm not sure if it lives up to the godiva name, but he's a bit on the poor side so it's something he'd never get to try otherwise.
     
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    And, the worst part is when your girlfriend took a cell phone pic and didn't tell you. It's cool though, this thread is ass themed.


    Disclaimer: Not an actual picture of Shegirl.
     

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    You can have sex with hot chicks elsewhere, some of them don't come with a plethora of life-long presents.

    Okay, you've got me there. The idiocy factor rises a thousand fold the moment you enter those dungeons of depravity but it's not worth eight bucks for a drink that consists of 60& water, 10% liquor and whatever else.
     
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    Seniority bitches!

    Who's drunk? Me!
     
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    Not to worry Rush, I think by now everyone here knows I'm white.
     
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    Well thats a relief. TiB's property value can stay high.
     
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