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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. BadBrains

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    It's 14 degrees outside, and I just got out of an outdoor hot tube at a ski resort in New Hampshire. The vodka is flowing like wine. This is about the ONLY time I can actually say I like winter.

    And my girl has some sexy feet.

    In the meantime, check out the best new album:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_PrT25o8Vs
     
    #1881 BadBrains, Dec 17, 2010
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    You are a young nut ignorant. Shut the fuck up and drink your own stupidity.
     
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  3. TX.

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    I may or may not be drunk of off 2 glasses of wine. Yay for being a skinny white girl!
     
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    I've lived all over the country and in some other countries as well. Never seen Skyways anywhere but Minneapolis. Baltimore has something similar, as in, elevated walkways connecting buildings, but theirs are uncovered. Minneapolis Skyways are the shit because, like Kratos said, you can walk almost the width of the city in sandals at 3 AM in the middle of February.
     
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  5. TX.

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    This may be the cutest things I've read in the last hour. DFW has dozens of these...my school even has one. Not to mention the underground pathways that run under downtown. Do you ever leave MN?
     
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    Finally a break in the snow. I can breathe. Now if I can get feeling back into my hands (no I wasn't giving a double-stranger) everything would be bomb-ass right now.

    We all like yous guys.

    By the way about skyways, Calgary has one that connects dozens of the buildings downtown in a web pattern. Alberta's winter winds rip like a fucking machete when the Chinooks go away and believe me they're a blessing. I've heard Montreal does to, but I wouldn't know.
     
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    So, are you capable of being anything but an extreme bitch? Just wondering.
     
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  8. Crown Royal

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    I'm feelin' festive. Let's dance, shall we?

     
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  9. Nitwit

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    You just might be looking in the wrong direction, Tarzan.
     
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    Calgary has them downtown, but they're called "Plus 15s". I don't know why.

    Edit: I like repeating things Crown Royal says, evidently. At least I named them!
     
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    Haven't lived there since '99. You must have missed the first part of my post.

    For anyone willing to pay ~$35 a bottle plus shipping, holy shit is Oso Libre wine delicious. I'd recommend the Volado Viognier if you like white, or the Por Vida (79% Cabernet Sauvignon, 11% Mourvédre and 10% Zinfandel), Carnal (Syrah 51%, Grenache 22%, Mourvédre 21%, Petite Sirah 5%, Zinfandel 1%), or Rojo del Patron (73% Cabernet Sauvignon and 27% Zinfandel) for red.
     
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    You people and your fancy tall buildings. I have to drive over an hour to come in contact with an elevator.

    My girlfriend and I have two cats, both are rescues. One (still a kitten) has neurological problems because part of its brain didn't fully develop. It falls over if it looks straight up, but I have never seen a sweeter cat. It just wants to sit in my lap whenever I am at the computer. The other cat seems to know it is 'special' and spends extra time showing it how to do things. I know this is in no way related, but I am sitting here drinking with it now sitting on my shoulder and I thought I would share.
     
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    Yea, I know I swore I would'nt do it, but that was before I knew TX was still here.

     
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    Further proof that TiB is like a family, and the drunk threads are like family gatherings at the Holidays. Everyone gets drunk, a few people passive-aggressively bitch at each other, and then relatives we barely know pop in and bitch up a storm, only to get thrown out by the hosts (see: TheExtortionist).

    I truly feel at home.
     
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    "No one thinks of fightin' when you see a topless girl..."
     
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    I am never going to Walmart again. If I do, I'm bringing my camera. Or a flame thrower.

    My mom wants some old fart computer games like crosswords and puzzles for Christmas. Somehow Best Buy does not carry anything like this except "Bejeweled Blitz." Yeah, the chintzy bedazzled crap. On to Walmart I go.

    The Subway in Walmart's lobby smelled like someone took a shit on a hot plate and ladled marinara over it. The electronics department smelled like dirty pussy so bad I almost gagged. Naturally, 3 of the self-service check out lines were broken. The ones that did work, wouldn't print out a receipt. I asked the 7 months pregnant employee for a receipt. She waddles over, breathing out of her mouth, comes over, stares at me for a solid 15 seconds as a fly darts in and out of her gaping maw, before saying a manager needs to come unlock the machine and unjam the printer.

    What bothered me the most was this billion dollar corporation couldn't get the girl a fucking stool. Go take the floor model off aisle 9 for her and her 47 chromosome progeny that's gestating in an amniotic cocktail of floor polish and Ole Grandad.

    Yuengling time.
     
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    What kind of dirty? Fishy? Rancid? Old cum flavored?!
     
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    I kid you not - two of the four Walmarts in town have giant notices posted on their doors: Warning, this Walmart is currently experiencing a bedbug infestation.

    Classy!

    What I don't get is that PEOPLE ARE STILL SHOPPING THERE! "Merry Christmas! It's a $5 sweater that will infest your house with blood sucking insects! See you next year!"

    Come to think of it, that would be an awesome joke to play on someone.
     
    #1898 Dcc001, Dec 17, 2010
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    Ha! Are there any XXXXL's left? My boss needs one.



    Yes, Children, the man is disgustingly, morbidly obese. Sweaty bellybutton sweat has stained his shirts.


    I threw up in my mouth a bit.


    Edit: I am baked and therefore going to stick with my awesome post. Haha, Sweaty sweat!!!!!
     
    #1899 PIMPTRESS, Dec 17, 2010
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    That's not sweat. That qualifies as discharge. His discharge has stained his shirts. Way worse.
     
    #1900 Beefy Phil, Dec 17, 2010
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