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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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    Excretions.
     
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    Torso oozings.
     
    #1902 Beefy Phil, Dec 17, 2010
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    I tend to imagine him as full of pus.
     
    #1903 PIMPTRESS, Dec 17, 2010
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    Like a human mayonnaise balloon?
     
    #1904 Beefy Phil, Dec 17, 2010
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    With coagulated feta cheese, rotting in the sun.


    He is greek. thus, feta.
     
    #1905 PIMPTRESS, Dec 17, 2010
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    I thought that was what feta was. Whatever you can scoop out of the umbilicus of an overfed Greek. Have I been misled?
     
    #1906 Beefy Phil, Dec 17, 2010
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    I don't have too much of a problem with the customers at wal-mart; people are fucked up and I accept that. My problem is with the employees. You'd think such a huge corporation could afford some decent folks or at least a few decent managers to bust some heads when all the employees act like fucking jackasses.

    I'm watching Hot Shots part Deux waiting for some chick to come over. Lloyd Bridges is great, it's too bad he's dead. Whatever happened to the crazy old guy character that used to be in a lot of movies? Have we just run out of actors to play them (RIP Leslie Nielson) or have they just stopped writing them?

    I'd like to nominate ginger ale as the greatest mixer around. Is there another mixer that goes with just about everything? You can mix ginger ale with gin, whiskey, rum and vodka and it's always great. Discuss.

    Pertinent to the above: feta cheese is great. There's a place called Fuzzy's Tacos in the DFW area that puts feta cheese on its tacos and it's fantastic, but it's the only time you want to find feta on your fuzzy taco *hey-oh*
     
    #1907 Racer-X, Dec 17, 2010
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    It's like cottage cheese at this point, seeping from his pores.


    Add the rancid assault of fear and it's a mess.


     
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    You nasty.

    It was that old gym sock wedged in a week old vagina kind of smell that sticks to the roof of your mouth. It's the kind of odor only tomato juice eliminates.

    Bonus points: the cat my 103 year old neighbor left us in her will decided to have a piss spree all over the house. Fucker sounds like a fire hose in the litter box, how does he have anything left??
     
    #1909 CharlesJohnson, Dec 17, 2010
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    Time for me to peace out with a bottle of... rum? vodka? beef?
     
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    Like a two week old used tampon wedged in there?
     
    #1911 PIMPTRESS, Dec 17, 2010
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    Get a little Captain in ya'.
     
    #1912 PIMPTRESS, Dec 17, 2010
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    I remember the first time I encountered someone who smelled like cheese. I was 14. I said, "You smell like cheese." He said, "Fuck you, bitch." Mortal enemies ever since.
     
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    A serenade for Pimptress: because it's so in her genre.

     
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    Wow, was flipping through unanswered emails and found one from a woman who needs to return an item because it was a christmas gift for her husband, and he died.

    Most depressing email ever.
     
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    Fuck that, get a bottle of beef!
     
    #1916 iczorro, Dec 17, 2010
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    Time to spread a little more holiday cheer.

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    Eggnog is not really popular in Australia, but I decided to make some from a recipe in the cooking thread. Im pretty sure I accidentally (subconsciously on purpose?) halved the proportions of everything except the alcohol.

    And so it goes that Spoz gets to participate in the drunk thread.

    All I need now is some snow. Milky alcoholic beverages and humid 30C weather aren't the best mix. (30C=86F)
     
    #1918 Spoz, Dec 18, 2010
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    Oh god. I was about to write a paper...and then I discovered Data Worm on Facebook.

    This development is not good.
     
    #1919 MoreCowbell, Dec 18, 2010
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    Finally made it back home from shopping. Christmas shopping is finally done!

    Now my sister and I are settling in with some Four Lokos and The Big Lebowski. I have to get rid of these Four Lokos somehow, might as well make my little sister drink some. I predict that she makes it through half of one before she's puking.
     
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