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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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    I've been to the metroplex twice. Shut it.
     
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    Shut the fuck up Donnie!


    Seriously, this place is dead. C'mon guys it's Friday night.
     
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    Well, for all interested parties, I sacked up and called the girl from the other day. Great phone call and we will definitely be going out when she gets back into town.

    All my worries for nothing. I feel like a tard.

    Thanks to all who contributed with their advice.
     
    #1923 xrayvision, Dec 18, 2010
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    No kidding.

    I'm pretty sure the chances of this thread hitting 200 pages are about as high as jennitalia spelling something correctly after 5 drinks.
     
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    Had the iPod on shuffle on the hour and a half drive home from the (closest) mall and this song came on. You can't not like this song.

     
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    Dude, it is only December 18th. If this runs through New Years, like last year's did, there is no way it WON'T hit 200 pages.

    As for it being dead, it is Friday Night, right after a lot of people either:

    A) Started a vacation from work for the holiday or
    B) College students just finished final exams

    My guess is that most people are out celebrating the holiday, or they're at Christmas parties and whatnot.
     
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    Because there's nothing I crave more on an 86F day than the glandular emissions of a cow mixed with the raw unfertilized egg of a bird plus hard brown liquor. The thought of drinking a nog of any kind in weather warmer than 50F is fucking nightmarish. Why are you doing this?
     
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    You mean there are people who actually go out and socialize on Friday nights?

    I love Jeff Bridges. I think I'm going to make a point to go and see True Grit on Wednesday when it comes out. I've been looking forward to it since I saw the trailer the first time.

    I bought some Pop Rocks today for no real reason. If I eat them while drinking Four Loko will it make my stomach explode?

    [This post brought to you by ADD]
     
    #1928 abneretta, Dec 18, 2010
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    Drunk and watching again the Sam Kinison tribute.

    I think the favorite thing that I learned about this video is that Slash didn't know that the guitar he was bashing in the video wouldn't break because they gave him one that wouldn't.

     
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    Throw in some mentos and it sure will.
     
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    The answer is no. Pop Rocks + Four Loko = Delicious/no intestinal explosion (unless it's a delayed reaction, if so I'll let you guys know.) The Loko does kill the popping action though, which makes me sad.
     
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    Pop Rocks could make a lot of money if they paired it with some booze.

    They really should start a pop rock "chaser" viral ad or something.

    Never underestimate nostalgia.
     
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    I went one step further and got these:
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    Best. Thing. Ever.
     
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    Candy chasers are bad ideas.

    I remember a party where some friends thought that doing shots with M&M chasers was a brilliant idea. None of them could eat chocolate for months. Luckily, I was the DD. Unluckily, I got to see more brown puke than I care to think about.
     
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    Hey homeboys, you have just switched from ass men to breast men. Remember the password...





    gifs are good:
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    Challenge accepted.

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    Why does her necklace say supreme? Are her boobies indeed supreme? Is that what she's referring to?

    Little Sis and I are now on movie number 2: Dawn of the Dead (the new one.) I love this fucking movie. It doesn't take itself too seriously, which is essential in modern zombie movies.
     
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    I honestly never even noticed the necklace.
     
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    New rule, when posting gifs of pornstars, when possible, list their porn star names or names in general if they aren't taking loads on camera for cash. That first and second gifs are amazing and I need to know their names!
     
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    I'm not surprised. Must be because I'm a girl, I noticed her rack as well but the necklace threw me for a loop.

    Ving Rhames is such a badass. If I manage to stay awake through this movie, Pulp Fiction is next.

    Sorry for my randomness. I'm bored, my sister is sipping that Four Loko like it was poison and there's not much going on around here so I'm improvising.
     
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