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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. ssycko

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    Who got his friend to make out with some other dude at a gay bar? THIS FUCKING GUY I AM AWESOME

    now I need some lady love
     
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    Please clarify. This could be an awesome story, elaboration is necessary.
     
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    ssycko: Hey bud, you remember anything from the bar last night?
    Closet homo: Uhh nah man, I was Fuuuuuuuucked up! I don't even know which bar we were at!
    ssycko: Have I got a story for you... But Ill let the facebook post I made about it tell the story for me.
    Closet homo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!(finds nearest bridge)


    Honestly, I don't think their could be a worst black out story this side of drunk driving into a pack of nuns and orphans.
     
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    This was another song the iPod gods decided to bless me with this evening:

    I remember in high school, there was a kid singing this in my anal math class (aka, math analysis) and he misheard the lyrics 'so what I'm drunk' for 'oh what a drum.' We mercilessly made fun of him. Good times.

    By the way, I'm a little intoxicated. If it gives me any credibility I was among one other junior in this class which was full of seniors. Fuck, I used to be sort of smart...what the fuck happened?
     
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    Watched the Victoria Secret Fashion Show for the 4th time. Still awesome. Thank you Victoria for being so sexy.

    In case you missed it:
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    Edit: The chick in the stripped socks and pink top on the left side is hot as a mother fucker. Behati Prinsloo, I would drop everything and fly anywhere to just meet her.
    [​IMG]
     
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    Grilled a steak earlier and now my farts smell exactly like the seasoning I used. This can not be good.
     
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    Does this fit with the theme? I'm bored...
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    I think the theme got changed to boobs a couple pages ago, but that's definitely acceptable.

    Here's one of both:
     

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    Does this work?

    There's a reason I stick to one Four Loko a night. My clumsy ass just face planted in the carpet. I hope I don't have a fucking rug burn on my face tomorrow. I'll be glad when I've killed the last of these and I can drink beer like a respectalbe person.

    Super Troopers is on one of my HBO channels. I love this movie, though I'm not sure why. I remember when someoen brought it on the trip to FFA National Convention my junior year and we made it all the way to the mustache ride scene befroe the sponsors made us turn it off.
     
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    I brought in Office Space to my junior year career studies class convincing my teacher it was an accurate portrayal of office work life. We made it to the scene at Chotchkies where Peter calls himself a huge pussy for working at InaTech. By the time Samir says that he isn't a pussy the teacher had hit the stop button.


    I love these moving gifs. Where do you guys find them? Porn gallery websites? Sorry Im way out of the loop on this type of shit. Also, NAMES PEOPLE! I want some pornstar names with these tittie and as gifs!


    edit: time for all you can drink. WOOOOO!
     
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    Im sure the teacher would have loved the "pound me in the ass penitentiary" line.
     
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    So who else is in the office this morning? This is what my life has come to. I am truly jealous of all you people on vacation. I'm in such a bad mood, I'm tempted to put those stupid emoticons in my post so other people can get pissed off.

    Nah, I would never do that to you guys. Post more pictures please, I can't search for them being that I am at work and all.

    Also, I miss being young and not getting hangovers.
     
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    Found a drunk passed out in his truck. At a stoplight, in gear. Knocked on the window, guy was completely out. Really amazed his foot stayed on the brake.

    Called the cops, fuck that asshole.

    After I called, I realized I should've opened the door and punched him in the face a few times for good measure.
     
    #1953 konatown, Dec 18, 2010
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    Steveweisers and Shawn Michaels DVD.. ALL DAY

    SEMESTERS OVER!
     
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    So one of the guys at work managed to catch a buzzard (Turkey Vulture) and bring it to work this morning in a cage in the back of his truck. It was very much alive and huge. How the hell do you catch a buzzard? And why? Seriously, why?

    I can't even fathom the line of thinking. "Hey, there is a huge bird that lives by eating dead stuff. I think I will catch it. I know, I will take it to work and show everyone! What do you mean that's illegal?"

    If one of those things bites you, it's bad news bears. They have so much bacteria and other shit in their mouths and medicine can only do so much. Maybe this is one of those natural selection things.

    Gross Example:

    I also have a picture of the parking lot from one of the times an employee drove his tractor to work. This town is so awesome.
     

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    Last night we taste tested our drinks for the christmas party tonight.

    The peppermint chocolate martini is predictably strong and awesome. Tastes just like a fucking mint brownie.

    The apple cider, champagne, and grenadine, is going to be deadly.
     
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    I have no idea about the how's and why's but that's awesome.

    And let's not forget that we have other examples of "different" wildlife being caught...


     
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    so. hung. over.
     
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    You just bait a closing trap, like you do squirrels except you use raw/dead meat. Just don't kill it. You open up one of those animals and the smell will make you sicker beyond mention. My friend creamed one with the windshield of his truck once and the smell wouldn't go away after four seperate pressure wand dousings at the U-Wash. Fucking RANCID.
     
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    .fixed.

    I can already picture that bad-ass after hours party:
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    EDIT: I was just bac-reading some of the moments I missed in here and Jesus we've had some in-fighting. It's Christmas. pour booze over your moods and let's all laugh!
     
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