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The 4/20, Easter Bunny Day WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 18, 2014.

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  1. Coke Bottle Casualty

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    Yeah, Durbanite, its your b-day. Treat yourself to a porno and those cats to some peanut butter.
     
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  3. happyfunball

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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    Best dick picture ever! Wait, I meant funniest dick picture ever! Well, it's up there. There was one one time that one of the ladies linked that had a guy in a bathtub and he had a hardon but you only saw the tip of it over the side of the tub. I thought that was funny too.

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    It's like it's taking a nap.

    For you Canadians out there, it's supposedly someone from Big Brother Canada. Kenny Brain.

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    #43 happyfunball, Apr 18, 2014
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    We haveall three kiddos for easter this year. I debating whether or not I would like them to actually get along for egg hunting or if I just want to see them all melt down and take it to their usual "welcome to the thunder dome" place.
     
    #44 McSmallstuff, Apr 19, 2014
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    On the other hand, Mrs. Noland took all three of mine to her parent's place in Florida and I have an empty house.
     
    #45 Noland, Apr 19, 2014
  6. happyfunball

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    Nobody likes a braggart Noland. You be quiet.

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    #46 happyfunball, Apr 19, 2014
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    Apparently I turn into a perv when I get drunk. I think it's more like my mouth filter comes detached. Giving a running commentary on the size, proportion, shape, and hang of all the boobs around you is pervy?

    Also I learned that the little standing piece on Settlers of Catan is not a penis. But it kinda looks like a penis.
     
    #47 bewildered, Apr 19, 2014
  8. Crown Royal

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    My folks just gave enough sugary shit for Easter that she won't sleep for four months. Lovely.
     
    #48 Crown Royal, Apr 19, 2014
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    I wonder if rabbits consider this porn?

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    #49 ghettoastronaut, Apr 19, 2014
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    A handy little guide for you people come Sunday.

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    #50 jdoogie, Apr 19, 2014
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    What does Jesus have to do with this holiday of eating ham? Stop tainting my cured smoked meats
     
    #51 Frebis, Apr 19, 2014
  12. Crown Royal

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    Don't hate. He's done wonders in the field of hip-hop jewelry, and has had endless walk-off homeruns dedicated to him. He even has his own musicals!
     
    #52 Crown Royal, Apr 19, 2014
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    The only guide I ever need for Easter is to know which stores will be closed - because Bible Belt.
     
    #53 Currer Bell, Apr 19, 2014
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    Pop/Country


    Hockey Fight

    Olivia Wilde
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    Definitely fucked my back up in the gym today. I was almost finished with my workout and then I felt a sharp pain in the middle of my upper back and now there is no position my head can be in that doesn't hurt.

    Good thing I picked up some booze last night cause my ass is out of commission for awhile.
     
    #55 Reifer, Apr 19, 2014
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    This made my day even better.
     
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    I mean I don't dig country music at all. But it does bring hot women out in droves in very skimpy clothes.
     
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    I'll see your .jpg and raise you a .gif:

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  19. Kubla Kahn

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    First titties weekend of the spring and I am feeling like fucking shit. Fuck I get way to many sinus infections (at least that's what I think it is).
     
    #59 Kubla Kahn, Apr 19, 2014
  20. dieformetal

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    I present to you...nine-day-old kittens.


     
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