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The 4/20, Easter Bunny Day WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 18, 2014.

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  1. AFHokie

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    There's drinking and driving and then there's blacked out as fuck driving: <a class="postlink" href="http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/04/20/man-arrested-after-south-side-dui-crashing-rampage/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/04/ ... g-rampage/</a>

    thankfully he didn't kill anyone, though I'm a little surprised the crowd didn't rough him up when they yanked him from his vehicle.
     
    #121 AFHokie, Apr 21, 2014
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    Happy Monday!

     
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    Depends if you consider 1/32 of an inch to be one serving.
     
    #123 ghettoastronaut, Apr 21, 2014
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    Not even close.
     
    #124 happyfunball, Apr 21, 2014
  5. ghettoastronaut

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    Well, at the very least, I can promise to be as disappointing as going out to Boston Pizza.
     
    #125 ghettoastronaut, Apr 21, 2014
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    That IS tempting, but I think I'll get the pizza cake and just (re)watch the jerkoff scene Juice posted.
     
    #126 happyfunball, Apr 21, 2014
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    The husband returned from 12 days of shooting (4 hours from home) with a sunburn and a cold, the latter of which he graciously passed on to me. Consequently, Operation: Office Pandemic is well underway today and it is my fervent plan to cough strategically on the most irritating of my coworkers with sufficient force and frequency that this office will be devoid of their presence for the majority of next week.
     
    #127 Angel_1756, Apr 21, 2014
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    I got shitfaced on Saturday, then when I met my friends new gf for the first time (who doesn't fuck, not sure if it was for marriage or not) I took mock offense to a joke she made. My joke back was buying my friend a Das Boot, pushing him over the edge rendering him useless and making her a babysitter for the rest of the night, and hopefully the better part of the next day. She had a good sense of humor about it, only called me an asshole like 5 times, but did not throw a bitch fit. She might be wifey for him.
     
    #128 Parker, Apr 21, 2014
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    Look at this funny thing I found all on my own. Totally.
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    She'll babysit, but won't fuck? That sounds more like mother material.
     
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    I'm very excited to let all of you know that I will be watching the Columbus Blue Jackets beat this shit out of the Pittsburgh Penguins tonight. I paid more for two tickets to tonight's game than I have for 6 game packs in the past. Having been to some playoff games in the past I know it will be well worth it.

    Columbus has been so shitty, for so many years, it just makes me smile to know they get some respect now.

    I also have to get up at 4am to get on an airplane tomorrow. Tomorrow is going to suck.
     
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    Pretty sure she didn't want to, but she was a damn good sport about it. I'm very impressed that she didn't try to stop him from drinking it or some outrageous action. She tried to knock out a few pints to mitigate the damage, but otherwise just played the hand she was dealt.
     
    #132 Parker, Apr 21, 2014
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    Caption contest:

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    "I lost my ring."
     
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    "You're getting warmerrrrrrr....."
     
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    CJ--is that what you did last night? Was she okay with you taking the picture? Did it feel good? Are you going to have her try two fingers next time? Don't leave us hanging.

    I sat next to an old guy last night that was wearing a shirt that read, "You are exceeding the limits of my medication". It made me laugh. He was also growing a mustache to try to look meaner.
     
    #135 happyfunball, Apr 22, 2014
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    Just in case you missed the centipede eats snake pics this week.
     
    #136 Kubla Kahn, Apr 22, 2014
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    It's a classic example of your eyes being too big for your stomach if you ask me.
     
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    Like this?

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    If only that could happen to people who belly up to McDonalds and Golden Corral.
     
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    So this website posted images of stars posing with a younger version of themselves. There's no way this is Meg Ryan today. I would have sworn that was Jenna Elfman. Or some weird hybrid of her.

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    I'm also thinking Kate Hudson had ear surgery. And a nose job.

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    #140 happyfunball, Apr 22, 2014
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