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THE ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL WEEKEND DRUNK THREAD 10/7/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 7, 2011.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Ha, so your picture reminds me:

    I do some writeups for a local rec basketball league, and in one of them last week, I mentioned that one team had put "the clamps! they put the clamps!" on another team defensively, and put that picture in. Maybe none of them got it? So now they think I'm an idiot.
     
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    #222 audreymonroe, Oct 8, 2011
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    Not trying to one-up anyone, but this may be one of the funnier prank wars i've ever seen, contrived or not. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video/1041374/prank-war-amirs-big-break-with-human-giant" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.collegehumor.com/video/10413 ... uman-giant</a>. The earlier installments are good, but this link is where they step it up to another level.
     
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    How the fuck did I miss Charlie Sheen's roast?
     
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  5. bewildered

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    fuck.
     
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    Apparently drinking a whole bottle of red in about 45 minutes makes you throw up a lot. Who knew?
     
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    Goodnight...


    EDIT: Ignore the video and listen to the song.
     
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    Was browsing Netflix tonight, when I came upon something interesting. A movie in the New Arrivals section. Titled :The Price of Pleasure. The only name attributed to the movie was Noam Chompsky. I thought that was odd, so I watched the documentary. There is an interview in there, probably the last 3rd of the film, where there is a dude being interviewed and all you can see are dreadlocks. Kinda like what our Nom Chompsky has. Then finally, in the end credits, it thanks Noam Chompsky for an interview contribution to the movie. Ya'll can totally check it out. I thought it interesting.
     
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  9. audreymonroe

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    Well, I can't stop laughing.
     
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    Thought I saw Nom at the bar tonight. Then realized I think that every black guy who looks like Predator is Nom. So, there's that.
     
    #230 MoreCowbell, Oct 8, 2011
  11. Noland

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    4AM. Again. Only this time I've been awake for an hour.

    What the fuck? I mean what the fucking fuck?

    Did I wrong the universe in some way? Is unconsciousness too much to ask for?
     
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    Why in the hell were there so many people in Wafflehouse at 3:30am? I wanted to munch on my bacon in peace, but noooo. I had to hear some white, over privileged college boys talk about "all middle easterners." And a black dude who was really particular about his "double chunked" (barf) eggs to go. He asked me what in the world a large bacon was. I told him it comes from really big pigs.
     
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    There is only one reason ever to go to Waffle House: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, and diced.
     
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    All words that can be used to describe the texture of puke.

    El fiance is the worst with his hashbrowns. He gets the biggest size with everything except tomatoes. I think one time he even got chili AND gravy. What in the hell? He always eats them happily and then tries to kiss me because the jalapenos and onions smell so bad.

    edit--it's a running joke between us now, it doesn't really bother me. It's just smelly!
     
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    Just fart the next time he tries to do that.
     
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    Oh I do. I. DO.
     
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    Oh man. Last night was chaotically heavy drinking, felt pretty rough today when I woke up. So we got drunk at 9am, took mushrooms, and had Whip-its in the pool. Amazingly good fun, but I could almost see my life expectancy approaching 0.
     
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    It ain't over til you're puking gummy worms up in the sink.

    Also:
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    In the pool? Obscene.
     
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    BOOM ROASTED
     
    #239 hotwheelz, Oct 8, 2011
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    I saw a pigeon ride down an escalator today. It was awesome.

    I normally hate them, but that one is aces in my book.
     
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