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THE ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL WEEKEND DRUNK THREAD 10/7/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 7, 2011.

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  1. Juice

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    We were speculating about your demise when you said "BRB GUISE" and didn't come back. Death by dgoooogi style perhaps...
     
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    I saw an egret land on the roof of a car while I was stuck in traffic yesterday and ride it a half mile or so.
     
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    Did anyone else see Piratesluts' dog and immediate think of one of our board members? Has this been covered somewhere? Am I crazy?

     
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    And they say cigarettes don't make you age prematurely...

    Leland is awesome. Heading to MI next week to enjoy some playoff baseball since theres none to be had around here.

    Currently enjoying an Irish coffee waiting for my friends to show up so we can sail for the day. Tick tock, times awastin boys.
     
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    I met the bubbliest girl I have ever met last night. She was Belgian. We were speaking English and I couldn't understand her ridiculous accent, so I suggested we speak French. She was marginally more comprehensible in French. Oh well. We ate Beaver Tails.

    Third night of drinking excessively. Oh, hostels. It's almost like being back in Germany I'm drinking so much, except it doesn't start until 6:00.
     
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    Belgian girls are amazing. That country seriously has some of the best looking girls in the world. When I was back out traveling on my own I always sought out Belgian girls.
     
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    You're all a bunch of perverts now.
     
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    What parents are okay with this? Hip thrusts and all.
     
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    Moms trying to live vicariously through their kids.

    Also, step dads.
     
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    I'd take these kids over the dancers any day.

     
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    Never attend a NOFX concert when wearing business casual. You look like an asshole and everyone thinks you're a cop.
     
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    They're really good, until the singing starts.

    And, as bad as that first video was, this is way worse:

     
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    Yeah, not even. You could teach a monkey to play the same four chords over and over again. Also it's kind of hard for me to take a 40-year-old man with Kool-Aid blue hair seriously when he starts screaming about how he doesn't give a fuck what adults think.
     
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    He may very well have, but I left after about 25 minutes. I did not pay and therefore did not care.
     
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    I didn't quote the video because I don't want to be put on a watch list, but is it really necessary for the video title to have the words "hard on" in it?
     
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    How else was BL1Y going to find it with a keyword search?
     
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    The title isn't the worst place there's a hard on.
     
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    I have to wash my puppy today but I'm being so lazy about it. Someone come wash her for me?
     
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    I've never heard it referred to as a puppy before, usually a kitty, but I'm game.
     
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    It's got lips like a bulldog.
     
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