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THE ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL WEEKEND DRUNK THREAD 10/7/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 7, 2011.

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  1. Diablo

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    Just joshing, I love hooker...(s)
     
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    El fiance and I have already discussed what kind of dog we'd like to get. I feel like I'm cheating on Abu.
     
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    Put those away! They're gonna melt in the sun.
     
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    Kinda looks like Neve Campbell.

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    Dear GF-

    I apologize for mistaking "bed time" with "grab-ass time". You see I had been drinking wine while you were studying and when I went to piss I saw you changing tops...I guess you meant it when you said you were tired. What really gets me is your understanding of the situation and how you handled it this morning. Morning BJ followed by morning sex? Your arrow is pointing up right now you minx. Tonight I'm taking you to the Golden Arches and its dollar menu time
     
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    It feels like someone hot-glue-gunned my brain to the underside of my skull. At least I didn't put in two tampons this time. It is a beautiful day outside but all I want to do is go back to bed.

    You'd think this would learn me but it won't. I'll do it again tonight because I are smart.
     
    #267 WickedBitch, Oct 8, 2011
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    Dog is washed. I hate you guys so much sometimes.
     
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    It's funny because if you here him talk he sounds like an old white guy.
     
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    I'm at my parents' place trying to study, but the kids next door are running around playing outside and making a lot of noise, so it's hard to concentrate. It's like, go inside and play video games you little shits.
     
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    I have gone out two nights in a row where everyone else was drinking and did not drink. I was already not feeling well and did not want to feel worse. Well now I feel worse so next time I will just drink. This plan did not execute well at all.
     
    #271 madamsquirrel, Oct 8, 2011
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    Who just fried up a bunch of chicken and mushrooms? This gal did! Be jealous, be verrrrrry jealous.
     
    #272 bewildered, Oct 8, 2011
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    Got an hour to kill before the wedding starts. Had to help the boyfriend get into his outfit before they did pictures. Scottish wedding = full Scottish garb. Any idea what a pain it is to lace those damn shoes? And don't get me started on sporrin placement or height of the kilt pin.

    This is why kilts should be left to catholic school girls. Ach.
     
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    I'm cooking the duck I shot today pretty soon. I win.
     
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    They show tits on network tv here. it is awesome.

    Too bad they were under Astin Kutcher.
     
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    Lucky. All we get on TV here are a bunch of boobs, dicks, and assholes. And a couple cunts.
     
    #276 BL1Y, Oct 8, 2011
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    woooo Buffalo Sabres Hockey!!!!!!
     
    #277 Backroom, Oct 8, 2011
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    Finally! Hockey!

    I've been flipping back and forth real fast between ice dancing and MMA, but it's not the same.
     
    #278 Nom Chompsky, Oct 8, 2011
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    Hour and half before I close. Fuck. I'm so thirsty.
     

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    I'M HERE FOR 2 THINGS. REDHEADS AND BACON.
     
    #280 Backroom, Oct 8, 2011
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