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THE ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL WEEKEND DRUNK THREAD 10/7/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 7, 2011.

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  1. Noland

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    I have bourbon.
     
  2. hooker

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    Fuck The Leafs!

    They're my team, but they're really fucking up my fantasy hockey pool.
     
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    I think I'm an old lady. After OU-TX I came home to nap. The BF went to the Rangers game. He's 9 years older than I am and has more energy than I do. Go figure.

    I'm doing an assignment on typical gait patterns of pregnant women. Some really weird shit pops up when you search for "pregnant walking".
     
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    What a piss off...

    Cunning Stunt 3 6 0 6 4 21 0 - - 0 1
    Dion Phaneufs Leafs 6 9 7 4 5 38 2 1.45 .947 0 8

    I want my money back!
     
  5. Crown Royal

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    Now I am a LOT.

    I am LOVING this indian summer shit. It feels like July this weekend. I can't say that I'm feeling not-so-fresh. Good times.

    EDIT: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
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    Gimmie a sec...

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    Looks like a fantasy hockey head to head, she lost 8 to 1.
     
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    Joe Rogan is fucking wasted!
     
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    Wow, you're good.
     
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    I was expecting some kind of naked crab walk while holding a watermelon between their legs. Maybe, one, just one in a wheelbarrow swinging a fetus still attached to an umbilical cord around her head like a lasso. Instead my GIS shows a lot of pregnant women out for a completely normal stroll. FALSE ADVERTISEMENT, lady cakes.

    No. WE have bourbon. Woodford Reserve.

    I also just got back from Barnes and Noble. Their selection is generally ass-piss. But they have neat-o Halloween themed stuff: macabre non-fiction stories and collections, occult collections, history of torture, etc. Gnarly. Also, they whittled their fiction section down to 3 aisles. Lame.
     
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    Are there any of the other meet-ups aside from the NYC one still happening?
     
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    Jesus fuck, that is the saddest thing I have heard all day.

    I dropped 35 dollars in Hastings on books I don't need today. Daniel Woodrell seems like a good fit for me though.

    Protip: if you go to Hastings and tell them you are a teacher/work in a school in some capacity they will sign you up for an educators card. Which gives you like a ten percent discount or something.

    I think this explains it.
     
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    I am depressed. Living at home isn't all it is cracked up to be.

    Once I get my stupid degree I'm teaching abroad and moving very, very far away.
     
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    This is bad guys. I'm going from pure revulsion for this to revulsion tinged with intrigue. Wrong direction:

     
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    re: video

    I have gotten up , walked out onto my patio and screamed in anger. Crows scattered from trees.
     
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    Heard your parents doing the horizontal no pants dance again did you?
     
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    That makes me want to punch a hipster.
     
  20. Nom Chompsky

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    You don't even understand. It encapsulates so many things I hate at once that I'm almost impressed.
     
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