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THE ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL WEEKEND DRUNK THREAD 10/7/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 7, 2011.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    It is sad. I feel terrible paying full for Jim Harrison's new one. No reason B&N can't sell crap cheaper like Amazon. Even if it's some kind of bulk purchase 10% off without their stupid card (that costs money to activate). From now on it is Amazon and the used book store dump. Sucks because B&N smells so much nicer than the dank, moldy, un-air-conditioned garage that is the used bookstore.

    Also, the kids in there are fucking animals. I swear to God they were playing Tag in the Religion Section. I blame Jesus and the store's coffee bar.

    Video Edit: I don't understand anything anymore. I am officially too old. What the fuck was that?

    For the record, that girl looks and sounds trashy. I bet she likes buttsex.
     
    #321 CharlesJohnson, Oct 8, 2011
  2. Crown Royal

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    What do you mean "that"? As if that's the straw that broke the camel's back.

    Last weekend at the meet-up I saw a dude out with safety glasses on. Just showin' how un-mainstream he is. It's as if he's actually inviting you to cold cock him.

    I'll bet she wipes forward.
     
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  3. bewildered

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    Thank God I live in Alabama where the hipster scene hasn't moved in yet.
     
    #323 bewildered, Oct 8, 2011
  4. Crown Royal

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    I wanna know what it's doing in my country. Can't take fruit over the border but neon plaid shirts GO RIGHT THE FUCK AHEAD.
     

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    Could be. We need to set something up a little further south. I'm in SW VA. What ya got?

    That is your brain trying to flee your head by way of your ear canal. Happens to me all the time.
     
    #325 WickedBitch, Oct 8, 2011
  6. CharlesJohnson

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    They'll come for you too. Just wait.

    this is the closest we'll get to the zombie apocalypse. They smell the same, travel in herds, have the same brain function, and are entranced by the simplest of shiny things... like nonsensical music, large earrings, and neon V-neck shirts.

    And those are just the men.

    I want to interview hipster women. How terrible are their lives when they let a scumbag like that inside them? It's like banging a fatty with a wharf smelling cunt every day of your life and relishing in it. You're dating a man in capris wearing a neon scarf and half his head is shaved. The other half is a mullet. WHAT DID YOUR FATHER DO TO YOU EVERY NIGHT OF YOUR CHILDHOOD?!?!

    Show me on the hipster where he touched you!!
     
    #326 CharlesJohnson, Oct 8, 2011
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    DC player?
     
    #327 Nom Chompsky, Oct 8, 2011
  8. bewildered

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    Anyone want in on the skype call?
     
    #328 bewildered, Oct 8, 2011
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    Can we just get back on the topic of pork(ing)?

     

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  10. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    You know it's going to be a good/bad night when you stand up and have to pause in the doorway to steady yourself until you're seeing straight again.

    I'm currently pretending to "work." What have I been telling people to wear tonight? I'm nervous. But, like I said, I won't be working there a week from now so I really do not give a fuck.

    This will make sense to no one but me. I'm fine with that.
     
    #330 audreymonroe, Oct 8, 2011
  11. Noland

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    New Orleans? January?
     
    #331 Noland, Oct 8, 2011
  12. menaceIIsobriety

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    I don't post often but I'm home alone drinking; my roommate and friends are at the bar and poor me has to work early. I say that to say this: if there is room in the skype party for me my skypename is fullfacial.

    But, shit, if not....


    Oh yeah - that's Kreayshawnti herself. And before I resized it she was animated. Fuck.
     

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  13. bewildered

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    We added you but you aren't participating. You alive?
     
    #333 bewildered, Oct 8, 2011
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    The other day in Hooters there was a guy there wearing a black hat, black shirt, black highwater jeans, black shoes and aviators, it was 8pm at night. He was sitting by himself drinking only a milkshake. Creepy as fuck. I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've ever seen a serial killer.
     
    #334 toddamus, Oct 8, 2011
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    I could be tempted to go to NOLA in January.....
     
    #335 Angel_1756, Oct 8, 2011
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    YES. Aaaand we're back!
     
    #336 bewildered, Oct 8, 2011
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    It will probably be in the 60s here in January. Nice and warm for you folks on Lake Ontario. Come on down.
     
    #337 Noland, Oct 8, 2011
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    Anyone got cheap flight/hotel hookups?
     
    #338 Angel_1756, Oct 8, 2011
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    I could def. do NOLA in early-mid January.

    Are people still skyping?
     
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    Canadians and Texans in New Orleans? The Four Horsemen are saddling up.
     
    #340 Noland, Oct 8, 2011
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