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THE ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL WEEKEND DRUNK THREAD 10/7/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 7, 2011.

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  1. D26

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    How many times did they visit the playoffs under Andy Reid? He has a 119 - 76 record, and he has only had 2 losing seasons as Eagles head coach (including his first). 9 playoff appearances, 7 division titles, one conference title, all in 13 years. The fact is, under Andy Reid, the Eagles have consistently been a solid to good team.

    Like it or not, for the most part, Andy Reid has been a winning coach. His clock management is suspect, as are his challenges, but he is known more for his preparation during the week than his game time decisions. The Eagles aren't losing because Andy Reid is mismanaging the games, they're losing because his team lacks the offensive line talent to protect Vick, Vick lacks the ability to read defenses under pressure, and because that supposedly amazing defense is playing up to its potential. Of those, only the last can be labeled as being Andy Reid's fault.
     
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    This is hilarious. Had no idea they were tripping on acid on the Oscars red carpet in 1999.

    Or that Bill Hader was one of the writers on the show.
     
    #442 jets22, Oct 9, 2011
  3. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I just found out that I hooked up with someone kind of famous in the indie-New-York-music-scene kind of way this weekend.

    *Brushes shoulders off*
     
    #443 audreymonroe, Oct 9, 2011
  4. D26

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    I don't know, dude. I'm watching Breaking Bad and, well. Wow.

    Just. Wow.
     
    #444 D26, Oct 9, 2011
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    You're bragging about being unaware that you hooked up with someone? Helloooo, blackout drunk.


    *Kidding. Sorry, but the door was wide open.
     
    #445 Dcc001, Oct 9, 2011
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    Touché.
     
    #446 audreymonroe, Oct 9, 2011
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    I'm saying what I said.
     

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  8. Revengeofthenerds

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    Playing music on my phone on basically mute volume (watching football) to run out the batteries, because I am terribly afraid that I will drunk text tonight. That should assure I won't.

    The idea is so simple. Why have I not thought of it before?
     
    #448 Revengeofthenerds, Oct 9, 2011
  9. BL1Y

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    More like Breaking AWESOME.
    What happened to Mike?
     
    #449 BL1Y, Oct 9, 2011
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    Mike got shot up back in Mexico, duh
     
    #450 toddamus, Oct 9, 2011
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    Breaking Bad stuff:
    I hid it because I didn't want to reveal what doesn't happen.
     
    #451 BL1Y, Oct 9, 2011
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    After he cut off their hands, one would think a blanket would be the least he could do.
     
    #452 MoreCowbell, Oct 9, 2011
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    After four nights of rather heavy drinking, I felt my liver this morning and though I am not qualified to perform a physical examination, it didn't quite feel right. I bet it would taste delicious if you were to eat it, however.

    Had to explain to far too many relatives why so-and-so wasn't at thanksgiving. None of them had even met her, but they knew her name. Fuck, my mother is a gossip. Sadly, the white side of my family took too god damned long to cook the turkey so I didn't return to the Italian side in time for any food. Tragic.
     
    #453 ghettoastronaut, Oct 9, 2011
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    Sometimes at night, I tweak. Tonight was one of those nights. I CLEANED EVERYTHING and then I assigned mopping duties to my room mate.

    I smell like bleach, yay?
     
    #454 bewildered, Oct 9, 2011
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    I'm still confused about what happened back on page 26.
     
    #455 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 9, 2011
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    So I am reading Winter's Bone and watched Breaking Bad tonight.

    I feel like I did meth myself.
     
    #456 Gravitas, Oct 9, 2011
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    Here's to fake tits
    And big bootied hoes
    Here's to gettin' pussy
    When our girlfriends ain't home.
    Here's to shower beer,
    And bacon, and sports.
    Here's to grabin' a towel,
    Because we know that chick gon' squirt.
    Here's to pissin' outside and runnin' our game,
    Here's to gettin' a higher salary, because of our gender, age, and name.
    If I wanted to clean,
    Raise children, or cook,
    I'd be a fag or a woman,
    And let me off the hook.
    It's the simplest of pleasures
    Of being a man,
    That remind me the world was destined
    To be in our hand.
    Because what's right is rare,
    And we know the way.
    So sit down, and shut up,
    Because we have the say.

    Here's to never settlin' down,
    Or givin' up the fight;
    Because when push comes to shove,
    Fuck you.

    I'm right.
     
    #457 Revengeofthenerds, Oct 9, 2011
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    You write poetry?

    High five!

    Who's gay?
     
    #458 bewildered, Oct 9, 2011
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Let's get drunk
    I'll put it where you poo.
     
    #459 CharlesJohnson, Oct 10, 2011
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    This is bringing back fond memories of the haiku thread.
     
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