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THE ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL WEEKEND DRUNK THREAD 10/7/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 7, 2011.

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  1. BL1Y

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    Fixed that for you - Hillbilly Edition.
     
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    Or that.
     
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    Is this right?
     
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    Problem solved!
     
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    Breaking Bad spoilerish:

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    Just sayin'
     
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    Was it me or was the whole Air Disaster kind of pointless outside of the semi cool imagery during the season? Walt already cooks fucking meth, it's not like this action alone would be enough to suffice a deeper point of unintentionally harming innocent people through his decision. No they had to have a fucking mid air collision to ram the point home. Kind of over the top. And come on, Q behind the controls causing the fuck up? Sure he wasn't playing another cosmic joke on someone?
     

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    Didn't know that Toby Keith posted here.
     
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    When I read that the first time, I wanted to punch something. Why did you have to quote it?
     
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    I bet that poem is what ROTN chants while he masturbates.
     
    #490 Angel_1756, Oct 10, 2011
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    I'm scared of this thread.
     
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    Lazy off day today, sounds like a good time for a post-Five-Guys nap.
     
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    I've been thinking about basketball too much. The leagues are closed today, and I have no idea what to do with myself this evening.
     
    #493 Nom Chompsky, Oct 10, 2011
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    Dammit Netflix, stop toying with my emotions. Also, are you still going to do video games?
     
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    Hoarders marathon today.

    I've come to the conclusion these people should be forced to watch their possessions burned, their homes razed, then executed by smothering under the pile of dirty diapers they used instead of calling a plumber to fix the shitter. This bitch had 10 years of poo bags in one of the rooms of her house. Even animals at least attempt to bury their shit. Not like the trash collectors stopped coming, let alone scrutinize the contents of your can.

    Speaking of shit, the fucking raccoon left a Godzilla sized dump on the steps of my pool. This fat fucker has been straight up toying with me for weeks. I tie the ventilation screen back up under the rafters, he comes along and tears it back down. I call a trapper, he disappears for 2 weeks. Now, he left about 50 pounds of berry laden shit in my pool. Looks like wet cardboard. I'm going to kill this fucking thing if I see it again. I've never encountered such an abhorrent varmint in my life.

    In the words of Daffy Duck, "Of course you realize this means war." Now who's got the number for Acme?
     
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    Speaking of raccoons...

    My mom left on a roadtrip to go visit and help my sister who just had a baby in Ohio. My dad, left to his own devices, decided to figure out what was digging up the back yard. He set up a closed circuit television using a camcorder on a tripod on the back porch with wires that lead into the family room (but they are strung safely under the rugs) to a small 6" TV. He messed with the set up until he got it where he wanted it: the small TV sits on the couch across from him, so he can monitor the back yard while he also watches regular TV in his armchair. He also hooked the small TV up to the regular TV so that he can flip the picture onto the big TV if something catches his eye on the monitor and he wants a better look.

    Additionally, the couch is situated in such a place that he can rotate the TV to face down the hall. Sometimes he goes and watches the back yard from his bedroom window with binoculars. He can step to the bedroom door and use the binoculars on the TV, sitting on the couch, to get a good look at what is happening on the back porch. Bottom line, there are a minimum of FOUR of those fuckers tearing up the back yard and eating the seeds from the bird feeders. He enjoys sneaking open the back door and popping them with his pump up pellet gun, just for kicks.

    Also, my mom really needs to get home.
     
    #498 bewildered, Oct 10, 2011
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    That is fucking awesome... kudos to him.

    It's sad that he wouldn't do the same if your Mom was home.
     
    #499 Nettdata, Oct 10, 2011
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    If you've never hate fucked before, you haven't even lived yet.
     
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