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THE ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL WEEKEND DRUNK THREAD 10/7/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 7, 2011.

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  1. BL1Y

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    I haven't even lived yet.
     
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  2. Nom Chompsky

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    You're stupid and I hate your face.

    (call me).
     
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    Are you kidding? You're living the dream, dude... you're starring in your own version of Groundhog Day... only every day is like you are 15 and you're living at home with the folks.

    Have no fear... life is hate-fucking the shit out of you right now.
     
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    He actually started the process while she was at home, but he's had the time and no limiting factors now that she's roadtripping. The project has truly taken on a life of its own.
     
    #504 bewildered, Oct 10, 2011
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    Are we related? This is entirely something my father would do. Or rather, he'd have my cousin set it up (since he has no IT skills), and then he'd catch them in the act.

    I wish I had that kind of time to burn.
     
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    Yay retirement. I mean, he's been shooting stuff in the backyard for years, but the camera adds a totally new dimension to the situation.
     
    #506 bewildered, Oct 10, 2011
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    We are now, apparently, a Nielsen family. I'm going to leave my televisions tuned to TLC and Lifetime 24 hours a day now. You all are so screwed.
     
    #507 Noland, Oct 10, 2011
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    Wait...what? How do you hate fuck your own husband?
     
    #508 Dcc001, Oct 10, 2011
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    Maybe he hate fucks her. I can envision any number of scenarios where that would be the obvious choice.
     
    #509 Noland, Oct 10, 2011
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    Does hate fucking a prostitute count? Or does the fact that there was no love to begin with negate it?
     
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    I hate fucked your sister once. HEYYYYO
     
    #511 bewildered, Oct 10, 2011
  12. Nom Chompsky

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    Ugh. Fuck this phone bullshit for now, I'm having a drink.
     
    #512 Nom Chompsky, Oct 10, 2011
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    Oh Nom, you know I wouldn't hate fuck your sister. It would be very loving and consensual.
     
    #513 bewildered, Oct 10, 2011
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    Anyone ever seen Rocket City Rednecks? Home of the space program?

    Notice how there aren't any women on the show? The only logical deduction is that women stifle innovation.
     
    #515 Nettdata, Oct 10, 2011
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    And I'm just wrapping up City of God.

    This is some fucked up shit.
     
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    Don't blame the women, blame the crazy hormones coursing through their veins.

    I used to do the same shit, just a little less technologically advanced, in the backyard. Then my ovaries exploded and all I want to do is cook things.
     
    #517 bewildered, Oct 10, 2011
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    I feel like this about says it:

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    Indeed.

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    #519 Nettdata, Oct 10, 2011
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    I see Nom was up to no good this weekend...

    [rnsfw][/rnsfw]
     

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