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THE ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL WEEKEND DRUNK THREAD 10/7/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 7, 2011.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    In on this. Biography of Ivan the Terrible by Henri Troyat. It was like watching Hostel, Old Boy, Audition, and 4Chan snuff porn times 10. Utterly exhausted and irritable. I mean, really irritable. Every other page was a laundry list of people flayed, roasted, or raped. Four decades of blood lust, cultural pillage, and megalomania. Generations exterminated on whim.

    Time for a drink.
     
    #521 CharlesJohnson, Oct 10, 2011
  2. Nom Chompsky

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    Don't hate. Just because I like to hit that one thrust just right and watch the back fat ripple like waves on a beach doesn't mean I'm a bad person. It just means that come winter time, I'm going to be nice and cozy while you all are desperately trying to cuddle a ne-er do well waif that considers a salad with chicken "binge eating."
     
    #522 Nom Chompsky, Oct 10, 2011
  3. Gravitas

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    If you think something is too fucked up then I am sure as shit never going near it.
     
    #523 Gravitas, Oct 10, 2011
  4. BL1Y

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    I wonder if that's his 90th lay.

    Someone had to make the white whale joke.
     
    #524 BL1Y, Oct 10, 2011
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    The scariest thing is the date on that picture snapshot. Did you take that Nettdaddy?
     
    #525 bewildered, Oct 10, 2011
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    Just remember that your computer is watching you.
     
    #526 Nettdata, Oct 10, 2011
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    Once Upon a Time in the West is on Netflix. Take from that what you will.
     
    #527 Beefy Phil, Oct 10, 2011
  8. menaceIIsobriety

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    This is one of the funniest music videos I have ever seen. The song is also very funky. Watch it.
     
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    Don't you try to get all "And and Grasshopper" on us, here. Let's not dress that bad decision up as anything more than what it is.
     
    #529 Rob4Broncos, Oct 10, 2011
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    Shows what you know. I will most certainly not be cuddling a ne-er do well waif.

    Or anyone at all, in all likelihood.

    God, I'm so lonely.
     
    #530 ghettoastronaut, Oct 10, 2011
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    You could go into that threesome a virgin and come out having fucked tonnes of chicks. Nice.
     
    #531 JoeCanada, Oct 10, 2011
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    1 bottle of wine. 45 minutes. Trust me, you won't care anymore.
     
    #532 bewildered, Oct 10, 2011
  13. Nom Chompsky

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    Hugs, not thugs.
     
    #533 Nom Chompsky, Oct 10, 2011
  14. bewildered

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    Jugs not anything else.

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    #534 bewildered, Oct 10, 2011
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    House will be on at 9:53 Eastern, if you're wondering.
     
    #535 BL1Y, Oct 10, 2011
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    Adjusting DVR accordingly
     
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    You know how I know you're not married?
     
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    Married? Ha... not even. 6 month committed relationship is all that takes.

    Just sayin.

    It's like a pressure relief valve for the crazy-induced stress.
     
    #538 Nettdata, Oct 10, 2011
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    And while most chicks I know tend to enjoy being the recipient of the occasional hate fuck, they sure as hell would NOT appreciate the inner monologue that usually goes along with it.
     
    #539 Nettdata, Oct 10, 2011
  20. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    A much better version of the above post:
     
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