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THE ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL WEEKEND DRUNK THREAD 10/7/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 7, 2011.

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    Awesome pussy here.

     
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    Honey I wish I had read this earlier. I was JUST in your neighborhood.
     
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    I doubt you were going to cuddle me. And actually, I was baking cookies with a friend of mine. Not a bad way to pass an evening.
     
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    I was going to recover from this weekends tailgating festivities. But if we're having Columbus Day carry over, then fuck my liver. Here's to drinking with you idiots.
     
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    I got quoted in the Wall Street Journal's Law Blog today, on a piece about the increasing role of robots in legal practice.

    Of all my achievements, this is the second.
     
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Whoa, congrats dude. Is your mom gonna pin the article on the fridge?

    (too easy, i know. but, on the other hand, too easy).
     
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    Too easy? I had to take BL1Y's mom out on two dates before she put out.

    On the other hand, we did go to the Olive Garden, so.
     
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    Hey now... come on dude... his mom's very proud of him.

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    Unlimited soup, salad, breadsticks AND pasta always impresses the ladies; its my go to date.
     
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    The unlimited soup and pasta deals at Olive Garden are a scam. You get such slow service that it's not all you can eat, it's all they care to serve you.

    Plus, who the fuck wants to gorge on soup and pasta? Unlimited fresh wild shrimp? Sure. Never ending bowl of wings? I might stay for that. Pasta? Fucking pasta without any meat in the dish? No.

    Also, I just jammed three of my toes on the door frame coming out of the bathroom, so haha, joke's on me.
     
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    I just won my first fantasy game of the season, 80-66, over an ABC Chicago Most Valuable Blogger nominee.

    And, jambing my toes made me not feel bad about getting another drink. So, everything's turning up BL1Y.
     
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    How come we don't have more puerto ricans?
     
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    Because, relative to the rest of the world, Puerto Rico is so small.
     
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    But we're so puerto rican friendly.
     
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    Please, please change your avatar to this:
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