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The Association 2012

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Parker, Dec 25, 2011.

  1. Parker

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    I wonder why Andrew Bynum is being an asshole. The guy finally put together a decent string of games healthy. Now he's healthy, he wants to fuck himself by being a dumbass. I hate Mike Brown too, but I'm not getting paid millions of dollars.
     
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    Fuck that Knicks-Bulls game was intense. Then I realize that Rose is coming off injury, and the Knicks are playing for a playoff spot and I'm less upset.
     
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    In the 11 games that Dwyane Wade has missed because of injury this season, the Heat are 10-1.

    Turiaf looks like a great pickup for the Heat. He adds toughness in the paint that they sorely lacked.

    Going to be an interesting playoffs. Celtics are peaking. Bulls are a bit of a mystery because of Rose.
     
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    Dallas finally drops the dead weight. I'm SO suprised this didn't work out.
     
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    Speaking of dead weight, maybe if he divorces his Kardashian he can have a season like Kris Humpries.

    And good for Humphries. He won't sign the divorce papers until Kim admits it was a sham OR divulges how much money she really made off the wedding.
     
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    I didn't even know that was a stipulation. Good for him is an understatement. That's taking a stand in the face of bullshit.
     
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    So...the Heat just got spanked for the 2nd time by Rondo and the Geriatrics.
     
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    Total disinterest on the Heat's part. And the Celts play better without Ray Allen, just like the Heat play better without Wade.

    And last night they played without Bosh. I like Bosh, but man he can disappear.

    And the Bulls were able to beat the Knicks without D "Bag o Glass" Rose. Ive never seen a box score with DNP - SIV (Sand in Vagina) before.
     
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    Ok...ok...really?

    Ray was playing, he's just coming off the bench. As pointed out by Simmons, Doc got smart with his rotation, he's limited it to 8 or 9 guys, made sure everyone is getting consistent minutes (keeps the players happy) and keeps at least of out of the Pierce/Rondo/Garnett/Allen quartet on the floor at all times. Ray seems to like it because when he comes in with mostly the second squad, he's the guy again. That has to feel good and looking at the resurgence it is obvious. Oooowwweee, as a Heat fan, I would be scared to see Boston in the playoffs, they are not scared of you anymore.

    Rose will be fine, the team is doing great without him. We just picked up this Rip Hamilton character, put up 18 points in the third quarter against the Knicks. I think he'll do fine here, wish we got him earlier. Carlos Boozer not only has his hair back, he's playing defense. AND KYLE KORVER IS BLOCKING SHOTS! The Mayas were right, 2012 the world will end.
     
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    Holy shit. Do you watch basketball? Do you have any semblance of a fucking clue?? Wow. I hate just writing this short reaction, but my god, what idiotic statements.
     
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    You realize I was mocking the people that say the Heat are a better team without Wade, right?
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    So Parker, is Rose going to play tonight? Or is his uterus still all flared up?

    I hope so.

    The Heat need a win...
     
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    I don't know, I've been avoiding ESPN so I hear when I get to the suite. Getting there early for shoot around. Don't be jealous.
     
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    Rose has a miserable game and the Bulls still win? Thats gotta be annoying for Gator...
     
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    My hands hurt from clapping, my throat hurts from yelling "Receding Hairline!" "Put on more headbands LeBron" and yes he heard me multiple times, I know he did. I was shouting at the top of my lungs and it was quiet for Bulls free throws.

    LeBron started to deferring to Wade at EXACTLY the 4th quarter with 5:33 left. Wade started getting scary, then he realized he's older and Deng switched to him. CJ Watson, and Kyle "Hot Sauce" Korver put on the Delonte West masks and fucked LeBron James mom. It was great. 40ft 3pt? No problem. Last second 3pt to tie the game and send it into overtime in the face of a star that makes 5x my salary, yes, fuckyouverymuch.

    All of this was done without Derrick Rose, 1-9, a bunch of turnovers, sloppy play. The only starter to play most of the 4th quarter was Luol Deng, the rest of it was the Bench Mob.

    God it must suck to be Heat fan right now. Beat by Rondo and the Geriatric's thinking "Oh okay, we can make D Rose jokes because he's injury prone and beat his role players." Nope. Boomraped.

    Out coached, and out played.

    Souvernir for Gator.
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    Watson's foot was on the line!
     
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    Haha, yeah just like Korver's foot was on the line. And like you said in your PM, completely surprised James Jones didn't get in the game. LeBron/Wade should NOT be making 3s unless he's already hit 7-8 shots in the paint. They should have brought in their sharpshooters. And they needed Battier in there, if they didn't get D on Korver, he would have gotten 3 more threes in.
     
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    Korver was ridiculous. Not much more you can do. Cannot defense a good chucker.

    Battier is the biggest question mark. His D is not what it was in years past and his offense is MIA.

    I dont know why they had both Curry and Pittman inactive. They need to have more fouls to burn in the paint.