I stole mine from an Onion article. I guess I'm trying to present myself as evil/just think it looks cool/am just being a complete tool/all of the above.
The finest ass I've ever had the pleasure of seeing. An F/A-18C Hornet. Eventually will become my 'other car'.
Mine is....well....it is me with my ex-boyfriend cropped out of the picture. I used to be paranoid about people knowing who I was because of my previous job. Now I just don't care. Stalk me, call me fat, ugly, retarded...oh well it is your issue not mine. "Kittie" is because my grandfather made me sit through rerun after rerun of Gunsmoke and would call me "Miss Kittie". (Really Granddad? You're calling your eldest Granddaughter a whore's name? Gee, it explains so much what is wrong with me.) I also stupidly got a tattoo of the Cheshire Cat on my hip on my eighteenth birthday. I had one of a chic holding her boobs that said "Got Milk" on the old board, but SLF loved me so much he photo-shopped it for me to say "Dumb Bitch". (Honestly, I don't blame him. When I was drinking I had a propensity for posting drivel and nonsense.) I would have kept it except, I got sick of everyone asking me if those were my tits since they so obviously were not. Allord scares me.
Honor Blackman as the lovely Pussy Galore of James Bond fame. To match my aptly altered username, of course. Hookers have a great sense of humor.