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The Crazy Nastyass Drunk Thread! 2/25/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Feb 25, 2011.

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  1. hotwheelz

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    Look ma, no hangover!
     
    #81 hotwheelz, Feb 26, 2011
  2. BL1Y

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    What is the plural of Guinness?

    I have 4 Guinnesses in the fridge?

    I have 3 Guinness in the fridge?

    I have 2 Guinnae?

    Oh no! Only 1 Guinness left! Time to drive to the store.
     
    #82 BL1Y, Feb 26, 2011
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    It's your virgin liver.
     
    #83 DrFrylock, Feb 26, 2011
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    You're still drunk, it just hasn't hit you yet.
     
    #84 Diablo, Feb 26, 2011
  5. hotwheelz

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    My liver is perfectly slutty, thank you very much.
     
    #85 hotwheelz, Feb 26, 2011
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    How can you talk of liver when 'lube' has been uttered?
     
    #86 PIMPTRESS, Feb 26, 2011
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    Yeah, but the lube is not in my vicinity.
     
    #87 hotwheelz, Feb 26, 2011
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    You should always keep some lube close. Never know when a situation might present itself.
     
    #88 taste_my_rainbow, Feb 26, 2011
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    Spit is so trashy and foamy. Go with lube.
     
    #89 PIMPTRESS, Feb 26, 2011
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    So I returned my empties. Four months worth yielded 10 bucks between beer, wine and liquor bottles. Not bad, if I do say so myself.
     
    #90 ghettoastronaut, Feb 26, 2011
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    Also, haha fat chance.
     
    #91 hotwheelz, Feb 26, 2011
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    It's -3 outside and the bf is hellbent on firing up the bbq to make steaks. Bless his heart.

    Unrelated: Wasn't there a "music to work out to" thread on this board, or did I hallucinate that?
     
    #92 Angel_1756, Feb 26, 2011
  13. Crown Royal

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    PLEASE don't. Workout music usually revolves around the corniest, shittiest house remixes of the corniest, most God-awful songs ever made. Every time I walk past a Zumba class at the gym my soul dies a little each time. Why can't they just use GOOD dance music instead of the Yakoo Boyz' funtastic remix to Total Eclipse Of The Heart?
     
    #93 Crown Royal, Feb 26, 2011
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    Today, a local gym employee finally perked up and noticed that I didn't have a gym card or membership, but was simply walking behind a friend of mine who did. Well, it was a great, free 6 month ride while it lasted.

    I don't mind, but what did annoy me was him telling me that I couldn't wear jeans in the gym...because supposedly they "wore down" the gym equipment. Try to wrap your head around that idiot conundrum.

    And yes, I'm one of those people who goes to the gym in jeans. Back in college, with my apartment far away and the gym so close, I would also roll up in a dress shirt and my normal jewelry. Feel free to mock that, but it never once hindered my exercise.
     
    #94 KIMaster, Feb 26, 2011
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    Maryland shit all over Georgetown in lacrosse today. Sick game.

    Getting weird tonight.
     
    #95 Dude, Feb 26, 2011
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    I'm hesitant to mention this, but HotWheelz featured in a dream I had last night. He peed on me. Well, he peed on himself, but he was sitting next to me in a car and some of it got on me. I am not kidding. I wish I were. I need to stop hanging out on this board.
     
    #96 DrFrylock, Feb 26, 2011
  17. Politik

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    You either dress like a cholo or have never done squats/dead before. But seriously, if I saw some dude blinged out wearing a dress shirt at the gym I'd take a picture.
     
    #97 Politik, Feb 26, 2011
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    You know those things that might sound fun to share with people you don't know, but really aren't? This is one of those things.
     
    #98 Beefy Phil, Feb 26, 2011
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    I wish you were kidding, too. Gay golden shower wet dreams are something that should be locked in the "Keep it to Yourself" cupboard instead of carving it into stone on the internet.

    ...and now we always have something to roast you with. You didn't exactly Milly yourself, but thank you.

    [​IMG]
     
    #99 Crown Royal, Feb 26, 2011
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    Pfffft, rookie. Got back from turning in two weeks of bottles and cans and got 6.40$

    Just put a beer-can chicken in the smoker. In 2 hours, 3 split breasts and some country style pork ribs will be going on as well. Bloating will begin at 9:00. I've had my smoker for a little over a week and this will be the fourth time I've used it. God I love barbecue.
     
    #100 SwampDonkey, Feb 26, 2011
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