Dude, what the fuck. That actually happened in real life. I was out with my friends and needed to pee. God bless his heart, he tried. But he freaked out when a little pee splashed on and spilled all of it on me. We were in the car when that happened.
So at 3:30 or so this morning my Internet got shut off. I was initially told it was a windstorm issue. Called back for an eta and was told it was disconnected due to lack of payment. WTF? I have records of the payments. And the office I need to talk to isn't open until Monday. And it's a business account. Fuck I hate Telus.
That's how it started for R Kelly too. A little "accidental" splash of urea. Then it becomes an obsession. Soon after, you're busted for dousing an underage girl like she was on fire.
Pregaming and listening to dubstep and playing MW2. Breaking out the all red jordan 1's tonight. Yeaaaahhhh nigguh
Wow, the internet makes people feel so... comfortable. I'm pretty sure my leg got peed on in the shower with a guy one time. He told me he was going to pee and it was a huge shower so I said go for it. There was plenty of room; he could have aimed away from me. Gross. *Actually, gross really isn't the right word. Ick. I'll go with ick. And I didn't say anything to him about it, I just stayed in the shower and washed again.
Indeed. Carrier Pigeon didn't work. Failed to take into account the larger species. Eagles have caused signal failure.
I have no idea what all that jabber means but I doubt it has anything to do with boobs, sex, alcohol or meat. So why are yall talking about it?
Sorry. Guess we should go back to talking about being peed on in the shower. Was it a slow trickle, or was he pressure washing the grit from your legs?
jabber (Noun) Rapid or incoherent talk, with indistinct utterance; gibberish. Foolish me, I didn't know jabber was also some computery thing. Oh, and dinner's ready.
I'm predicting an "eight quarters into the u-wash pressure wand" velocity. I full exterior detail, followed by cigarettes and tears.
Try this out: It's a rough genre, I know, but to say there is no rhythm is silly. The "step" in dubstep is from 2-step...which is the rhythm involved in most of the tracks. I got pretty fucking shitty last night, so I'm thinking of taking it easy tonight. Plus, the only drinking option that has presented itself thus far has been going to an Indian club that plays house music. Which I think I'm good on.