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The Crazy Nastyass Drunk Thread! 2/25/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Feb 25, 2011.

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  1. Nettdata

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    I was going to go with asparagus, but figured it was her, not him.
     
    #121 Nettdata, Feb 26, 2011
  2. hotwheelz

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    I'm in love:
     
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  3. taste_my_rainbow

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    I don't eat asparagus but nice try.
     
    #123 taste_my_rainbow, Feb 26, 2011
  4. Crown Royal

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    Do not want.

    THIS is what I like when talking electronic. This is my favourite dancefloor song of all time, one I have played as a DJ many times over and ALWAYS get asked about afterwards. It is the absolutely loudest, hardest and most retardedly awesome beat I have ever heard. This song only works well loud, so start at 2:30, crank it to eleven and hang on:
     
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  5. hotwheelz

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    Are you suggesting that she fucks disgusting vegetables?
     
    #125 hotwheelz, Feb 26, 2011
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    This setup. It's too easy. I'm sorry, but no. I shall leave this for someone else.
     
    #126 Crazy Wolf, Feb 26, 2011
  7. Nettdata

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    Sorry dude. No such luck.
     
    #127 Nettdata, Feb 26, 2011
  8. Juice

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    What the fuck? I saw hotwheelz's post and it looks like I've missed an interesting convo
     
    #128 Juice, Feb 26, 2011
  9. hotwheelz

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    that's cold
     
    #129 hotwheelz, Feb 26, 2011
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    A french fry wants me to pee on him, vagina skittles likes getting peed on while fucking asparagus in the shower and nettdata is mean, may need a blanket.
     
    #130 hotwheelz, Feb 26, 2011
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    To clarify, here's how it went down:

    In the dream, I'm in some kind of van. I'm on the passenger side, HotWheelz is in the driver's seat. We're parked at a curb near the middle school I went to.

    He has like a little iPad mounted in front of him and he wants to show me something, but he can't hand me the iPad because it's attached to his chair or something, so I scoot over right next to him to look at what he's showing to me. While I'm looking to see what it is, the left side of my pants starts to get very hot and it feels wet. I look down and there is a growing wet spot all over Wheelz' crotch and shorts, and it's starting to seep over onto my pants. I go "oh, fuck, what the hell, dude," open the door, and hop out onto the sidewalk. Wheelz says "yeah, sorry, that happens," rolls out of the van and starts rolling on up ahead of me toward some hills behind the school.

    Then I woke up. It was not a pleasant experience and I woke up with a pounding headache. Make of that what you will, but I don't think it says "pee fetish."

    EDIT: I also set up that PayPal fund to restore Nettdata's Internet access.
     
    #131 DrFrylock, Feb 26, 2011
  12. hotwheelz

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    exactly
     
    #132 hotwheelz, Feb 26, 2011
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    Oh quitcherbitchin, at least my subconscious let you drive the van.
     
    #133 DrFrylock, Feb 26, 2011
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    OK...drunk and just got home from brewing beer since 1:30. On the way home, we just happened to be discussing what exactly constitutes rape. My wife (who is an attorney) assumes that rape only involved penetration of the vagina or anus.

    I differentiate.

    I simply suggested that having sex with some person`s armpit or ear is rape, and I will be damned (if that happened to me) if my assaulter was given less of a sentence for deafening me.

    Thoughts?
     
    #134 roy jones, Feb 26, 2011
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    Do not I repeat DO NOT watch Antichrist.. Two of the most disgusting and disturbing scenes ever. I'm including crazy shit on the internet too. Fuck. I'm watching Groundhog Day to cleanse my soul.
     
    #136 SwampDonkey, Feb 26, 2011
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    I really don't want to hear about your wet dreams.
     
    #137 zyron, Feb 26, 2011
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    Figures I only get laid in computer dudes dreams.
     
    #138 hotwheelz, Feb 26, 2011
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    If it's any consolation, you're not getting laid in mine.
     
    #139 Nettdata, Feb 26, 2011
  20. Juice

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    Sex is sex bro, don't sell yourself short
     
    #140 Juice, Feb 26, 2011
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