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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Yeah, but could you do this?

    (Warning, there is no nudity in this clip.)

     
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  2. CharlesJohnson

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    Depends. Is it weird to have your balls in a clamp as a midget tosses your salad and your wife burns off your chest hair with a creme brulee torch? Frankly, I'm tired of society telling me this is wrong to do in Target. Fucking prudes.

    Men aren't allowed to be submissive. This seems to be a running theme with a lot of girls. They want a man, not a boot licker that will shit up their vibrator after begging them to peg their kiester. Guys might not be so creepy about it if they got this aspect of their sexual needs met. Is it difficult to find a girl that is reciprocal with that kind of power exchange? The way I see it is it is only fair to experiment in the bedroom. If you want a guy to take control, well, tit for tat sometimes. But would a guy so into personal degradation give a woman what she needs?

    Then again it's hard to take your boyfriend seriously when he wears a diaper and begs you to piss in his mouth. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    Yeah, I'm not helping.
     
    #1982 CharlesJohnson, Dec 8, 2011
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    Not yesterday but it has on many an occasion. Today possibly being one of them.
     
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    Required? No, but I work with some dumb IT people so it became necessary. I work from home so it makes that easy.
     
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    Yeah, most days. But then again, I'm a prostitute, and not even a particularly good one.
     
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    I think that lady holding the sparkly leash would beg to differ....
     
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    Mmmmm. Holiday ass.

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  8. Nom Chompsky

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    Sigh. Why is shame always so sticky?
     
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    Shame, victory. Sometimes they run together a little bit.
     
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    Like so many bodily fluids.
     
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    Have you been hiding in my bathroom closet again? That shit's gotta stop.
     
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    Random question - so let's say I have two gift cards to a gas station, the first one I want to use has a low balance and runs out while I'm filling up:

    Can I just swipe the other gift card and have it be part of the same transaction? Or would I have to hang the pump back up and start a new transaction with the second gift card? If it matters I'm specifically asking in regards to Stop and Shop gas stations.
     
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    Prepay inside with the low one and empty that amount it into the tank, and then top it off with the other card outside... that work?
     
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    Sometimes I have leftover Visa cards or a spare bit of cash that I want to get rid of before I use funds from my debit account. I've never done it specifically at that place, but many others, and you do it in one transaction. You pay with the smaller leftover funds first to get rid of the whole thing, which will leave a balance on your bill at the gas station, and then pay cash/swipe card/use another leftover card/whatever to pay the rest. Other than annoying the poo out of the station worker, there's no reason you couldn't get rid of a whole wallet full of leftover cards.
     
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    Bruce and Demi will be so proud...

    Their 20 year old daughter, Scout riding on the back of a motorcyle with assless chaps on:


    Random, I know - but I came across that during my daily browsing of "news" so I thought I'd share - especially since I'm always down for an ass picture.
     

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  16. Rush-O-Matic

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    Yeah, who isn't down for an ass picture? Communists, that's who. I am also down for any of this;

     

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    Oh, thank Christ I thought you were going to say it was Rumor Willis a.k.a "The Living Easter Island Statue". How can you have sexbomb parents like that and come out looking that extra-chromosoney?

    The funny thing is, ALL their kids look alike, and they ALL only inherited that bad traits of their folks.

    Okay, Okay. Who opened the Ark Of The Covenant?
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    I'll add some "news" of my own that I came across while looking for the latest on politics and world economy (ahem, yeah), but this is Jessica Biel and this is her awesome ass. I want an ass like that too.

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    I'll be in my bunk.
     
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    I never really trained on a spinning pole, I puke easily, but the static holds, I could mostly do, with less flexibility.
     
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