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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Gravitas

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    You done fucked that up, Mya.

    Here is the pic:

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    And a .gif for good measure:

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    #2001 Gravitas, Dec 8, 2011
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    Anyone visit one of these Coca-Cola Freestyle machines that have like 125 flavors of all different types of pop (yeah, I said pop...fuck you "soda" people) in them? I visited one yesterday and it was pretty fucking cool.

    Now I want one just like that...just have another section for booze.

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    Oh and Jessica Biel does in fact have a ridiculous ass. Something has to balance that face which is just on the border of being hot. She's attractive, don't get me wrong, but no one is taking a bullet for that face, that's all I'm saying. Dat ass maybe...
     
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  3. mya

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    Thanks Gravitas

    *sigh* I want that ass
     
    #2003 mya, Dec 8, 2011
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    I'm surprised "ass" isn't a widely sold commodity already.

    Someone could make a killing on that.

    "Alright, here's our ass catalogue, just tell us what you'd like".

    "Oh, I want this one here, but can I get my whole body skin tone changed to match the picture? And maybe just a teensy bit more of a ass/thigh curve? And I see here that you have 10% off this week?"
     
    #2004 StayFrosty, Dec 8, 2011
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    Here you go Nom:

     
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    Those poor, poor poles...What did they do to deserve such a fate?
     
    #2006 Thorgouge, Dec 8, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    You are the only other person I know that has the same opinion as me on Jessica Biel. I'm glad to know I'm not alone. Ass? Amazing. Rest of her? Meh. I'm also not a huge fan of Eva Mendez. I don't know why I group them together.

    Sorry if I'm stupidly missing a joke, but, it's called "a plastic surgeon."
     
    #2007 audreymonroe, Dec 8, 2011
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    I'm going to just leave this here:

     
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    Nope, just trying to hard to make a weak joke. Nothing to see here.
     
    #2009 StayFrosty, Dec 8, 2011
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    Yeah me either. Eva Mendez is not even CLOSE to Jessica Biel. And, I personally find nothing wrong with every bit of Jessica Biel.

    So, neener neener on you.
     
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  11. Gravitas

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    All this talk has reminded me of Maria Menounos.

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    #2011 Gravitas, Dec 8, 2011
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    JESSICA BIEL IS A GORGEOUS CREATURE PUT ON THIS EARTH TO LOVE ME! YOU MEANIE FACES SHUT UP! YOU PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND MY LOVE!
     
    #2012 McSmallstuff, Dec 8, 2011
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    I want her waist. *puts down cupcake*
     
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    Um...what in the nine hells is wrong with your waist?
     
    #2015 McSmallstuff, Dec 8, 2011
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    Seinfeld is the greatest comedy show of all time, end of story.
     
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    I'm pretty confident the first card swipe authorizes the pump for just so much fuel, and you have to start a secondary transaction to get another authorization. Same as having to start another transaction when you are getting more fuel than what the credit card companies will allow as a single authorization at the pump.
     
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    No shit. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
     
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    I like cupcakes and beer and this time of year it shows.
     
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    The sparkleless legging picture calls you a liar in a loud, and curvacious, voice.
     
    #2020 McSmallstuff, Dec 8, 2011
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