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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Frank, Nov 21, 2011.

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    So when you take a piss you drop your pants to the floor like Butters? Thats has to be awkward in a public bathroom.
     
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    That's on some carpet or another.
    Needless to say.
    Drugs are bad.

    Lainey has interesting thoughts RE: Lindsay Lohan.

     
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    It sounds like management is conducting an experiment.
     
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    Your welcome


     
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    I thought the NY Mag photos were better. And they didn't photoshop out all of Lohan's tattoos. It'll be kind of hard for Playboy to say they didn't alter the photos. Could they have covered them with some kind of makeup? It doesn't look that way.
     
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    I'm about to eat a buffalo burger bunless. I'm fucking starving.
     
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    The shoes look good...
     
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    You know why? Because they're not flats.
     
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    It really is a damn shame about Lindsay Lohan because back in the "Mean Girls" days, I would have called her one of the hottest girls out there. Now she just looks like a hard used street walker. Hell you would think with that much money, and being that young, it wouldn't be hard to make yourself look presentable on a day to day basis.

    To preempt one of the one of the more enlightened board members thinking that I am implying that women have an obligation to look like stunners just to go to the grocery store, that is not my intent. I just think when you're desperately hanging on to a career that at least partially involves your appearance, you would not show up to red carpet events looking like a cow patty that has spent to long in the summer heat of Oklahoma.
     
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    Lindsay Lohan was pretty damn hot, before she went lesbo for that Ronson thing.
     
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    That picture is so photoshopped it looks like a 1950s pinup war painting.
     
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    What the fuck happened to her areolas? They pack up and go home?
     
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    Wouldn't you?
     
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    Woooo, done with the semester! This is good news and requiers celebratory drinking.
    Also, she may be very used up, but I'd still pee in her butt.
     
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    Damn you Kevin Bacon.

    I just got into an argument with my wife about Kevin Bacon. She kept claiming that he was in Meet the Parents in a scene where he stole a taxi.

    I told her that it was Planes, Trains, Automobiles.

    She refused to believe me.
     
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    Smoking a bowl, drinking a beer. It's my day off and I will enjoy it to the max, Old Skewl PIMPTRESS-style.
     
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    Poor Playboy, they're out millions on the pay for their Photoshop artists alone. Not to mention bringing in a CDC HAZMAT team to scrub down whatever trash-dive facility they photographed that bitch in.

    DixieBandit coming in with "She would look SO much hotter if she was pregnant" in 3...2...1...
     
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    A Christmas classic in my dad and I's household.

     
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    Wo would you rather pleasure orally for 24 hours- Lindsay Lohan or Octomom?
     
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